simpson 

a very amazing and special person, who you should keep forever. they are so stunning and marriage material, and they are even more amazing if their name is evie.

"they are such a simpson , im never gonna leave them"

simpson by juuuulessssss June 2, 2021

Simpson 

A person that worries about everything. Safety is a must, usually has a slow motorcycle and over emphasizes words. Nothing is ever good enough for Simpson.

“Guuuuuuuyysss, it’s meeee, Simpson!!!!!!!”

Simpson by Shrader1234 August 23, 2021

Simpson 

A name that you give someone that is a simp or partakes in simp activities with the hoes.

Jackson is a simp…. I’m going to start calling him Simpson because he’s down bad.

Simpson by Youalreadyknowhoitis January 7, 2022

Simpson 

A Simpson is one one that has a considerably smaller TV than the average alpha male.

“Nice TV, how big is it?”
- it’s 55” mate..
“Haha! Proper tiny that. Right Simpson”

Simpson by Mcaw birdman August 22, 2024

Simpson Negro

A highly educated black person that thinks OJ Simpson is innocent of double homicide. No amount of evidence will convince them that OJ Simpson killed his wife even if it was caught on surveillence video. To them, it will always be the racist LAPD that set him up by tainting the evidence. Even if OJ admitted he killed his wife and Ron Goldman, they would believe he was drugged and tricked into a confession by law enforcement.

Damn, these 'Simpson Negroes' will never believe OJ Simpson is guilty of murder no matter how educated they are.

Simpson Negro by Mikey Boyer July 17, 2011

Simpson Flies 

Small flies that infest an office setting due to rotting banana peels or other items left in trashcans or desks.

For godsakes... these Simpson Flies are all over the place. Check the trashcans.

Simpson Flies by jimmy bloughtou February 21, 2009

Simpson Rebuttal

An answer to the argument in favour of belief in God formulated in Pascal's Wager, formulated in turn by that great philosopher, Homer J. Simpson. Essentially, the God we are asked to believe in on the strength of Pascal's Wager, presumably the Judeo-Christian Jahweh, is merely one of thousands if not millions to have been worshipped throughout human history. Assuming the mere numbers of the faithful are an unreliable guide to the veracity of this god's existence (and no serious scholar of human beliefs would argue otherwise), then how do we know we've got the right god?

Simpson Rebuttal:

"But Marge! What if it's the wrong god? We'd only be making him angrier and angrier every Sunday!"

Simpson Rebuttal by Fearman February 23, 2008