shwooped

when you do something good.

"what did you do?" "i shwooped. "

by kiwidontstealmytoiletpaper July 01, 2020

Shwoop

The longest testicle hair located on a male scrotum.

When I was licking his balls a shwoop went up my nose.

balls testicle testy hair scrotum scrote

by BBLovely March 25, 2010

Shwoop

To rip, shred, or drive like a beast.

We shwooped our KTM 600 on the track all day!

by jota ce November 27, 2011

Shwoop

A person, place or thing whom consumes a concerning amount of lollipops and cuntcakes and has been awake since 'Nam due to their hobby of injecting methamphetamines.

Yo ya fuckin shwoop, are you alive?

by Whosyourtaddei January 28, 2020

Shwoop

when a guy is a too chicken to actually ask you out so he slides in there and takes the role of boyfriend

Shwooped is like sliding in your DMs..but in reality.

by Gangsterp March 06, 2018

shwooped

to get beat by an extreme amount

in one in the chamber chuckles got shwooped.

by EBSTPRiiNCeSS March 27, 2011

shwoop

getting fucked in the ass by a guitar and having an orgasm from it

A person with a guitar in their asshole having an orgasm = that person is shwoop.

by scooby-doo October 29, 2007