shrivel dick

The act of sexual intercourse despite a male's inability to become sexually aroused by their partner.

"Jody totally wants my d"
"What are you waiting for? Make a move!"
"I don't know I'm not really attracted to her I doubt I could even get hard."
"Don't let that stop you, just shrivel dick her!"

by mmmberry December 5, 2011

shrivelled penis

What every man fears.

You have a shrivelled penis! Ooh, that so cute!

by NeverMindWho April 14, 2006

Shrivel-pig

An uncircumcised, infected penis

He pulled down his pants and exposed his shrivel-pig and I puked a little in my mouth!

Calling his a dick is a compliment. He’s a shrivel-pig!

by Boymom0406 September 23, 2019

lil shrivel

When an Irish mans penis gets smaller every time he brags on its supposed length.

I swear this guy has a lil shrivel, he keeps saying his dick is 12 inches long.

by Popcorntime69 February 11, 2021

shriveled up

When a man hears this the first thing he thinks of is what the cold does to his wanker. Women think its funny but men don't because that's not what his normal flaccid penis looks like.

Joe's penis was all shriveled up like a raisin from the cold but when he got into the hot tub just the opposite happened.

by jimmybomm December 3, 2020

shriveled cucumber

When an uncircumcised man ejaculated inside the vagina of his lover, then just left his penis inside of her for so long that the man’s willy is now completely flaccid and both partners are now struggling to keep the cooked spaghetti noodle inside of her pocketbook, a task in which both involved will inevitably fail.

Me and Julie we’re having sex last night and we completely shriveled cucumbered, it was insane!

by ¡Itsyaboidepression! September 29, 2019

A Shrivel Dick

Someone who is a bum or a nuisance that normally crashes the party

“Damn bro I can’t believe she called the cops, she is such A Shrivel Dick”
“Stop being A Shrivel Dick”

by MentalBigBoi69 December 1, 2019