Shocking

When you find out that your gf is pregnant even though you swear you used a condom

gf: I’m pregnant
bf: What. That’s so shocking. I swear I used a condom

by Dubiks February 08, 2019

shock

wicked, tight, etc.

The surf today is pretty shock

by VoN January 15, 2004

shocks

A term combining the words "shoes" & "socks."
Meaning "shoes & socks."

Just a minute, guys - I need to put on my shocks.

by Vegetarian Wiener Chick February 09, 2009

shock

the period of time after receiving the shocker.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 12, 2003

shock

a shittie cock, like after anal sex

Ben: "Dude I was fucking my girl up the ass and when I pulled it out I had the worst case of shock."

Jim: "That dirty whore should have taken a shit first!!!!"

Ben: "Thats ok I gave her a dirty sanchez with it"

by Sharay November 24, 2007

Shock

(verb): To shock. The act of shocking. To hook up with someone of the oposite sex. Stimulation to the sexual organs as to make the body twitch or be "shocked".

I told him I would shock him in the alley.

by tttfox December 07, 2008

shockings

Shockings n. An article of clothing such as stockings or spandex leggings that produce a feeling of shock, awe, and/or nausea.

You should have seen the shockings she was wearing. It was like she was walking around with no pants. And at a baby shower, of all places!

by pir8matt May 09, 2011