Shlap

when you slap someone but they can't do anything back

Person1: -shlaps-
Person2: -punches arm back-
Person1: You can't do anything I shlapped you!!
Person 2: Aww fuck..

by Alesss November 21, 2018

Shlap

When you slap a French person in the face because they are French.

Bill- "Dude that French dude got shlaped in the face!"
Ted-" Ya, what a French loser, stupid french."

by Devin October 29, 2004

Shlap

This is the only cure for the "Swamp Face".

Avarage Joe: Sweet Jesus Yesterday i saw ted and he had swamp face so i have his a little SHLAP
Freddy Joe:SWEET

by Trey Brown July 14, 2007

Shlap

To slap one with your penis, very hard in the face. To the extent of pain.

“Damn it Jim why’d you shlap me”

by Slip And Score October 24, 2018

Shlapping

sleep masterbating in the shower

I must have been shlapping last night because feel amazing this morning.

by Shlapping May 1, 2015

Shlap

When you hit ur boyfriend so hard you hit his soul out of him for a few

Brian was shlapped, he claims he seen god for a few.....

by It’s Tasha bitch!! April 28, 2019

Morning shlap

Term used when you intake nicotine right away when you wake up and your vision is taken from you

I got so morning shlapped this morning, it was impossible to unlock my iphone

by njd4 April 6, 2019