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Shituation 

How Sean Connery pronounces the word 'situation'.
"What'sh the shituation, M?
Shituation by Tony Z May 3, 2008

Shituation 

-I'm sorry we can't hang this weekend
-I know, it really is a shituation!
Shituation by Moose@Duck December 10, 2009

Shituation 

A uncontrollable urge to have a bowel movement, usually the results from binging on alcohol and cajun and or fried foods, most likely accuring in a public place. Symptoms include sweating, anal fire, liquid diahrea,goose bumps, chills and complete panic.
"I gotta find a Restroom Now... Im about to have a shituation!!!!!!"
When the urge to have a bowel movement is so great that a person has no concern of where this movement takes place or who hears, usually the shituation happens before their cheeks touch the toilet seat, basically the moment the cheeks feels air the shituation happens. Followed by a sigh of relief.
Shituation by CrissettaKeenBird March 12, 2013

shituation 

The circumstance that arises when a baby's poop is so explosive that it transcends the bonds of the diaper. May be exacerbated by the flailing tyke's tendency to "spread the news" with involuntary arm and leg motion. Usually demands the attention of multiple adults.
Some shituations can only be properly addressed with a garden hose.
shituation by Kurt Merkle May 9, 2006

shituation 

n. when u have a overwhelming feeling of poo, turtle head, or diarrhea and have no way of relieving per-say in car, boat or concert
When i wake up in the morning, Freck's doggie always has a shituation. His eyes bulge out of his head until he finds his proper bush to shit on.
shituation by maskerbator October 4, 2011

Shituation 

"Oh that's a shituation!"
Shituation by laura50 August 17, 2017