shitdick

Deregatory term used for men of the homosexual persuasion.

Look at those two shitdicks over there - you know they're gonna be packing each other's asses tonight.

by Kurt December 31, 2004

Shitdick

When you shit on someone's dick and they anally fuck you, same goes for getting your dick shit on and anally fucking them. Also could be used as an insult.

Person 1: Yo, I just got shitdick'd today.
Person 2: what the fuck? You are actually disgusting what the hell, why do you want shit on your cock dude?

by BIGMONKE November 18, 2020

shitdick

A chocolate cruller. A cruller is a doughnut style pastry that's twisted around itself and about eight inches long. It's irregular in shape and kind of lumpy, like a long bit of human feces. Yet it is long, like an erect penis. Hense the name "Shitdick."

"I stopped by the doughnut shop and bought us some shitdicks and coffee."

by steve1979 July 19, 2006

shitdick

after a gay man has sex with his immigrant love slave, he has shit all over his dick

You my fine sir are a shitdick

by sproranher February 22, 2003

shitdick

It's When You Fuck A Bitch In the Ass
and Go A little too deep.

"Yo I was Playing Bum Darts With My Bitch and The Fuckin Ho' left me with Shit Dick"

by Mike G June 18, 2004

shitdick

When you are a dick of shit

Mark(fag)Gustidus

by Jer Kremski September 17, 2003

shitdick

A person who's penis bears the remnants of feces from an anal encounter

"Woah, did you here about Duff doing that chick up the ass?"

"Yeah, he's a total shitdick

by hellothar69er February 27, 2009