shit sandwich

What life is, and you have to deal with it.

Life's a shit sandwich, eat or starve.

by Jon Reed October 29, 2006

Shit Sandwich

A project assigned to you at your place of employment that is destined to fail. Basically, your employer has asked you to make a sandwich using shit, and they want you to somehow make it taste good. Add all the lettuce and tomatoes you want, it will still be a shit sandwich.

You think you've had a bad day, Johnson gave me another shit sandwich and he wants it tomorrow morning!

by Sacramento Matt May 21, 2008

Shit Sandwich

Symbolic of the human condition in a market-driven capitalist society.

Life is like a shit sandwich; the more bread you have, the less shit you gotta eat.

by roadcoder May 12, 2008

shit sandwich

1) What fudge packers take to a picnic

2) Barack Obama in bed between Hillary and Joe Biden

1) Dave: Look at those two guys holding hands and eating at the picnic

Joe: Oh! thats just Wolf and Anderson, the turd burgulars are having a picnic. Look at Anderson tear into that shit sandwich

by freethecheeba August 5, 2009

Shit Sandwich

The act of eating someone’s ass after they’ve had a shit, but BEFORE they wipe.

I made Martha a shit sandwich last night!

by Max Ruiz March 18, 2020

shit sandwich

what your breath smells like

damn your breath smells like you ate a shit sandwich

by nigga lipz March 12, 2010

Shit Sandwich

When someone has really bad breath that you can't ignore it or tell them in a polite manner of its foulness. So bad that not even 8 rolls of mentos could come near to making it fresh.

Wheeew! What the hell did you have for lunch today? A shit sandwich?

by Thunder, Thunder,Thundercunt August 28, 2007