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shit-off 

Shit-off:
-the grammatically correct "spelling" for the erroneous "shit off"

-a more intense expression than "bugger-off"

-a more tame expression than "fuck-off"
If you film me I will kill you. Shit-off
-Nick Frost
shit-off by Samui Kitsune December 29, 2007

shit off a shovel 

Very Fast.

In the days when trains had a driver and a fireman to load coal and it was necessary to answer a call of nature you would shit on the coal shovel and then throw it in the fire as quick as possible because of smell and hygiene. As the shovel had coal dust on it, the shit did not stick. Interestingly the same shovel could be cleaned with steam and could be used to cook bacon and eggs.
A motorcyclist in a collision. He shot off his bike like shit off a shovel.

That car is fast it goes like shit off a shovel.

An orange VW caravanette, with Subaru impreza 2L engine, went like shit off a well greased shovel.
shit off a shovel by Slangboy January 6, 2006

shit off you hairy dogs cock 

good insult, fun to use.
chris: oy you fucking gay
liam: why dont you shit off you hairy dogs cock

shit off a stick 

Fast. NO idea where it comes from; I can't see shit moving too quickly off a stick, but there you go.
...so I called Vin Diesel a big girl's blouse and then got out of there like shit off a stick...
shit off a stick by Tom W August 2, 2004

Shit Off Susan!! 

A phrase uttered by people that are totally and utterly sick of judgemental mums-net types.
For fucks sake - Shit Off Susan!! - no one cares about your judgemental bollocks
Shit Off Susan!! by Andiblex June 27, 2018

get your shit off 

I saw you get your shit off on the football field. Ran for a 100 yards.

I'm on a roll right now, gettin' all my shit off.

Guy #1 Nigga I heard you fucked Keisha.
Guy #2 Yeah I got my shit off last night.
get your shit off by Spray Tan September 8, 2015