shit-down

When you go to the toilet intending to have a sit down wee but end up having a shit as well

"Is Jack still in the toilet? I thought he only needed a piss."
"Maybe it ended up being a shit-down."

by debrisandbacon March 25, 2025

shit down protest

The act of unfurling a log of faeces while at work with the intention of ‘sticking it to the man’.

Johnny is staging a shit down protest because his boss made him work a Sunday. He’s been in there for four hours.

by Napoledan January 6, 2020

shit down your leg

To fail horribly, to mess up, to lose, to do a bad job, etc etc etc

"You guys can't shit down your leg at this show. You need to practice and you need to get your songs dialed"

"I shit down my leg every time I try to talk to a girl"

"I went to 360 indy off the quarterpipe and shit down my leg"

by IntentionalChaosBass June 22, 2006

shit down your leg

To make an attempt at something and fail.

"You said you were going to do well at your interview but instead you shit down your leg."

by Ken B June 20, 2006

Rip your head off and shit down your neck

As can be gathered from the expression, it indicates a state of intense anger and annoyance, so much so that the person making the threat is ready, willing and able to inflict physical pain and degradation upon the person who has annoyed them. While it may not literally result in the removal of the offenders head and defecating into the stump, it will usually result in physical violence and a humbling of the person who caused the offence.
The expression that is believed to have originated with the British Royal Navy. It gradually became used within all branches of the armed forces and later spread to the civilian organisations associated with them before obtaining wider usage.

"Malcolm if you don't fuck off I'm going to rip your head off and shit down your neck!"

by AKACroatalin March 19, 2015

rip off your head and shit down your windpipe

An cautionary expression used in the USMC."Rip off your head and shit down your windpipe" gently warns the listener " Please pay attention, I'm not joking here. Thank you for you consideration."

1."Dammit, Dave I'm gonna rip off your head and shit down your windpipe if your try to go out with my sister!

2. "Your going to force me to rip off your head and shit down your windpipe if you insist on breaking in line."

3. "QUIT EYEBALLING ME BOY. I'm gonna rip off your head and shit down your windpipe if you don't get some polish on those boots."

by Global Feetus April 10, 2007

Lock That Shit Down

To take control of situation. To get in charge of something.

Lock That Shit Down can be used to describe taking control of the situation with your woman. "Son, you need to lock that shit down, pronto"

by Bill Clinton's Wingman December 16, 2008