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shit off a shovel

Very Fast.

In the days when trains had a driver and a fireman to load coal and it was necessary to answer a call of nature you would shit on the coal shovel and then throw it in the fire as quick as possible because of smell and hygiene. As the shovel had coal dust on it, the shit did not stick. Interestingly the same shovel could be cleaned with steam and could be used to cook bacon and eggs.
A motorcyclist in a collision. He shot off his bike like shit off a shovel.

That car is fast it goes like shit off a shovel.

An orange VW caravanette, with Subaru impreza 2L engine, went like shit off a well greased shovel.
by Slangboy January 6, 2006
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shit off

an alternative way of politely asking someone to fuck off. it is more funny to use in conversation as not many people say it.
"mum can i have some money to pay for anal sex after school?" mum replies "shit off!"
by McSquigan May 20, 2007
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like shit off a shovel

Describes an something that is quick/fast
by Waddyatalkinabeet December 25, 2016
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Piss the shit off

When you go to the toilet and the person before you has left shit on the bowl that hasn’t flushed

So you proceed to piss the shit off
I went to the toilet earlier today and there was shit remains in the bowl

Piss the shit off
by Therandomone February 4, 2018
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shit off

same as saying fuck off but better
You say it to someone if they're bein a berk
Rv - "Hello Charlie"
Kirst - "Shit off Charlie, you berk"
by i'm a cockney February 6, 2009
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shit off you hairy dogs cock

good insult, fun to use.
chris: oy you fucking gay
liam: why dont you shit off you hairy dogs cock
by chris and liam February 12, 2007
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Shirk-off

Sherminator was giving anal, and couldn't climax. He decided to pull out and use the shit on his dick to shirk-off on his partners ass
by Dirtysailors December 16, 2018
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