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Shimmed

The act of having your date's fingers put in your ass while you are hooking up
Did you hear what happened to Mike last night?
Ya I heard he got shimmed
NO Way!
by Draco Malfoy III January 26, 2013
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Shimmeashammasheaux

Cajun term. Prank. The act of performing a bare-ass fart at or on someone's face who is either unconscious (sleeping) or not paying attention. The significance of a Shimmeashammasheaux versus a traditional bare-ass fart is that the originator unintentionally shats all over the victom's face in an explosive and most commonly diarrhetic performance. This leaves the victim with a pursuant anger, and the originator performing a prank that has "gone all wrong." Normally extraordinarily entertaining to other parties involved, and a story the victim never lives down.
My friend passed out last night and got Shimmeashammasheaux'd all over his face. It was ridiculous!
by johniebravo March 24, 2009
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mr.shimmer

An amazing fish name for a sparkling fish. Preferably a Beta fish.
Whoa look at Mr .Shimmer sparkle. That is such a mr.shimmer
by I am an animal lover March 24, 2017
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Shimmed

Deceived by a man's appearance into thinking he is a she. To get shimmed or be shimmed is to check out what seems to be a hot chick but turns out to be some fuckin' dude. She is in fact a him; hence, to be shimmed. Transvestism is not necessary for shimming, which more often occurs in everyday situations with long-haired males, sometimes but not always driving in that Jag convertible up ahead in the next lane. To be shimmed is always painful, but is made most acute by grizzled facial hair and direct eye contact with the shim.
Dude, I got brutally shimmed driving in to work today. Saw this hot skinny jogger in gold spandex leggings but when I got around to the front it was a fuckin' sunbaked old man! Goddamnit!
by Proctologist74 September 23, 2011
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shimmer

1. A good song by Fuel.
2. shining; sparkling
1. Shimmer is a cool song.
2. Shimmer gold.
by dref said right June 12, 2004
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shimmer

A floor wax. Outlasts every other leading floor wax, 2 to 1. It's durable, and it's scuff-resistant.
Wife: New Shimmer is a floor wax!
by LexAveNYC December 17, 2007
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shimmer

a dessert topping. it's delicious! Perks up anything from an ice cream sundae to a pumpkin pie!
Husband: No, new Shimmer is a dessert topping!
by LexAveNYC December 17, 2007
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