serious

Gruff.

The serious gorilla at the zoo scares me.

I have a serious dad.

by frabrizio October 4, 2016

serious

Used to differentiate between the two most common reasons for visiting the loo. Allows for open discussion of bathroom activities in public or in mixed company.

n. a bowel movement

v. to defecate

Bill: I need to go to the bathroom before we leave.
Tina: Is it serious?
Bill: Yes!
Tina: Then we'll never get out of here!

-or-

Bill: I know you're still putting on your makeup in here but I gotta go serious!

-or

Bill (with newspaper tucked under arm): I'll be back in 20 minutes, I have to conduct some serious research.

by ctrlU January 26, 2010

serious

adjective; also known as "real serious," "real fuckin serious," or "RFS."

used to describe generally negative associations, or making a reference to one's mental standing (under the influence).

1. That bitch with the hideous extensions is real fuckin serious!

2. After waking up with last nights makeup still on, I am RFS!!

3. I've smoked too much... I'm serious!

by pam/smashing pandora August 25, 2005

serious

serious is a beast pker and skiller, he rocks the world so hard, like omg look this elite up!

omg dude i saw serious today and he killed all world 26. he is sooo good!

by [IR]Serious March 12, 2009

serious

what urban dictionary is not

is urban dictionary even a serious thing

by Commando cat December 6, 2016

Serious

When someone IS NOT JOKING

Clorox : hey have you seen Ian’s shoes it’s reslly bad I think he’s to poor to buy new ones
Lysol: hahaha yea
Clorox: no I’m serious I feel bad..
Lysol: oh
Ian: ;(

by H8tersaremymotivators October 18, 2018

Serious

Solemn

Serious...ly?

by I don't exist... January 24, 2019