SEGA

1.A haven for creative geniuses with no business sence.
2.Creaters of Sonic, NiGHTS, Ecco, Shining Force, and other countless beauties
3.God
4.the people you raised me
5.The ASSHOLES WHO DIDN'T SEND BACK MY WORKING 32-X THAT I SENT IN FOR MINOR REPAIRS
6.The true gamers lord
7.Old school
Sega, we hardly knew thee.....rest in peace, and dream of NiGHTS flying by, and Sonic speeding past you.....goodnight, sweet prince
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An extremely creative game company that made and continues to make revolutionary games of excellent quality. Its last two consoles were failures due to poor marketing and Square & EA becoming Sony's bitches, and the fanboys that followed the PlayStation because of that.
Sega's excellent repertoire of games/series include: Sonic the Hedgehog, Streets of Rage, Phantasy Star, Shining Force, Shinobi, Vectorman, Ecco the Dolphin, Virtua Fighter, Shenmue, Jet Set Radio, Crazy Taxi, Skies of Arcadia, and more.
by Homeboy August 28, 2003
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It's a video game company that had some successful games and went down the drain. They make enjoyable games just like nintendo, squaresoft, microsoft and sony does. Fan boys are just plain silly and will try to say xbox is the best, nintendo is the best, or sony is the best..etc

Don't believe this hype. They all got something to offer, I've had a hell of a lot of fun with genesis, snes, nes, xbox, ps and people who says any of those suck are just stupid fanboys.
Sega sucks, if you like Sega you suck. I'm a stupid little fan boy
by Ryu111 November 04, 2006
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Sega in the 90's: an actually decent game company that put up a good fight with the big N

Sega now: sonic boom
by Sack o' Flaps September 22, 2019
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Gaming company that, with the Genesis, was very popular, especially with Sonic. Got progressively worse as time wore on. Currently attempting to sue the website ytmnd for using their image. there is about a .05% chance they'd win that sort of thing
If Sega had good enough games they wouldnt need to be making money by suing innocent websites (ok, not THAT innocent)
by freakingname January 14, 2007
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According to Gord off of Acts of Gord Sega is Japanese for "Compulsive Liar."
Dumb customer: "Sega wouldn't lie."

Gord: "That's right. They would never do that. Do you live in a cave? Sega is Japanese for compulsive liar."
by Eihm June 08, 2009
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PEOPLE! These AWFUL and INACCURATE definitions for Sega HAVE TO STOP! Sega has NEVER made weapons for the military or "photo boots" of any kind.

Sega was founded by an american named David Rosen who saw how popular pinball machines were among soldiers on US military bases. He started a company called Service Games to import these pinball machines to US bases in japan. Eventually he bought out a Jutebox facotry and used it to start making arcade machines. SEGA was printed on the side of the machines because it was short for "SErvice GAmes" and Rosen liked it enough to make it the new name for the company. Eventually they started to release home console systems in japan and fianlly released the SEga Master System(SMS) worldwide(IT WAS OT THEIR FIRST SYSTEM!). Eventually the videogame market crashed and the US assets of Sega had to be sold off but in Japan Sega survived by being bought out by Japanese investors. After that Sega went on the Release the Genesis(also know as Mega Drive in places where Sega was actually popular). The Genesis was a hit because most people weren't willing to wait two more year for the SNES to be released. Sega then screwed up with every hardware item they released after that such as the Game Gear, Nomad, 32X, Sega CD, Saturn and Dreamcast.

Now Sega is sucking the dicks of every other company for money to pay off their seven years of debt.
P.S. Sega has always had poor marketing skills as well.
by Sega Slayer November 18, 2003
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