Seahawks

Anonymous 1: Fuck you bitchis

Anonymous 2: Fuck you
Anonymous 3: Fuck your mother
Anonymous 4: Fuck you both
Seahawks fan: I love the Seahawks!
by bingzigeegeea April 28, 2022
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Seahawk

To royaly fuck up a lucky, simple, enviable, and/or glorious situation
The Seahawks really Seahawked when they called that pass play
by legit_hitler February 2, 2015
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Seahawked

To steal someones phone whith out them knowing and hack into their facebook page and write an embarrassing profile status.
Did you see Johnnys facebook today? His status said "I just shit my pants in my new car and now the seats are ruined"... hahaha!! He totally got Seahawked by Kara!
by angiesdancin July 19, 2011
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Seahawked

Doing something incredible followed by something absolutely retarded.
You totally seahawked it with that chick. You told her how pretty and amazing she was while staring at another chick's ass.
by thomaspaine February 1, 2015
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Seahawk

When an individual whether involuntary or voluntary eavesdrops a conversation, within a circle of friends or another area. This technique includes talking to another friend, but really listening to the other conversation, looking at blindspot but still listening to the conversation, etc. This stance is called ¨being perched¨like a sea hawk with his/her eyes directly fixed on the target.

PS. When discovering such Seahawks, one can do an osprey/eagle/hawk sound in order to notify the sea hawk of his actions.
Person #1. Hey man what did you do this weekend ?

Person #2. Not much, what did you do?

( Friend #2 noticies potential seahawk and looks at him, while this is happening, the seahawk looks to the other way)

Person #1, I`ll tell you later, there is a SEA-HAWK nearby...
by Don Invent , A.H March 10, 2011
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Seahawk

When an individual whether involuntary or involuntary eavesdrops a conversation, within a circle of friends or another area. This technique includes talking to another friend, but really listening to the other conversation, looking at blindspot but still listening to the conversation, etc. This stance is called ¨being perched¨like a sea hawk with his/her eyes directly fixed on the target.

PS. When discovering such Seahawks, one can do an osprey/eagle/hawk sound in order to notify the sea hawk of his actions.
Person #1. Hey man what did you do this weekend ?
Person #2. Not much, what did you do?
( Friend #2 noticies potential seahawk and looks at him, while this is happening, the seahawk looks to the other way)
Person #1, I`ll tell you later, there is a SEA-HAWK nearby...
by Don Invent , A.H March 10, 2011
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Seahawked

when you leave your phone un attended and someone takes it and writes a rediculous post on your facebook wall without you knowing.
hahaha!! Did you see Bubs' facebook post last night?
It says "If I slept with you within the last month, please contact me- its important.."

He totally got seahawked!
by GALVINATOR October 24, 2011
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