Scrambled Eggs 

When a female performs oral sex on a male and he ejaculates into her mouth and the ejaculate comes back out her nose.

Those scrambled eggs burn.

Scrambled Eggs by prevert April 11, 2009

scrambled eggs 

when two fags are fucking reverse cowboy and their balls are smashing against one another.

"How was your night with Johnny?" "Oh you know, went over and had some scrambled eggs."

scrambled eggs by DickRay October 18, 2008

scrambled eggs 

Pussy that has been tampered with too much.

See turkey, loose as a goose, paris hilton

Hey, don't hook up with Crystal, shes scrambled eggs

scrambled eggs by Ranger Elite July 22, 2008

scrambled eggs 

Performing Oral Sex on a female during her period.

I got scrambled eggs all over my face, what is a boy to do?

scrambled eggs by Maul June 2, 2004

scrambled eggs 

While a female gives oral pleasure to a man, the gentleman pulls his tool from her oral cavity before ejaculating. He then proceeds to place his scrotum in her mouth and alternately slaps her cheeks while performing a celebratory cry similar to an Indian woman.

I gave my 'ol lady some scrambled eggs last night.

scrambled eggs by gumby40oz April 12, 2006

Scrambled Eggs 

The wrinkled, fried appearance of a chick's nipples after she has been tanning a lot.

"Man, I'd love to see her topless!"
"No way dude, the fake-n-bake gave her scrambled eggs."

Scrambled Eggs by Pimp Jude January 20, 2007

scrambled eggs 

Spitting thouroughly on the vagina, so it looks foamy, then "tinkling" into the spit to make it yellowish. OR, eating out using so much saliva while she urinates, so that a thick yellowish foam develops on her vagina. Hard scrambled eggs is when after making the yellowish foamy substance ontop of the vagina, he drives himself into her, usually either missionary style or with her on top.

My friend got tired of eating so much tossed salad, he and his girlfriend got adventurous and had some soft scrambled eggs.

scrambled eggs by Dell Dimen January 16, 2007