SCOTUS

SCOTUS (n) A highly sensitive patch of skin between the legs running from the genitalia to the anus.

Yo bitch! Lick my scotus.

by TonyTheRat September 22, 2005

SCOTUS

Supreme Communist Oligarchist Tyrants of the United Snakes.

SCOTUS are scrotum lickers.

by totally fucked,,, October 7, 2005

scotusblock

SCOTUSblock (v): dressing ones privates in miniature black robes, that are impossible to take off.

During oral testimony, Vicky couldn't suck Alan's cock because it was SCOTUSblocked

by *KBTTkUEn*5o9bE@ September 3, 2016

Scoitis

Scoitis is just a more bootleg scoit.
What else is there to say.

"Hey you know that kit called Agile?"
"Yeah?"
"It feels like a Scoitis, just makes fun of us not being fast enough.
plus that kit is SO ANNOYING!"

by NoobusAce December 21, 2021

alarionne scottusi

andrea alvarez best friend arianne susi and ex-talking stage alarion scott literally combined

Person 1: bro I miss alarionne scottusi so much they keep ghosting me for weeks
Person 2: girl shut up

by andysucksas3dic4life August 16, 2023

alarionne scottusi

Andy’s best friend arianne and ex talking stage alarion’s name literally combined 🤦🏻 ♀️

Person 1: girl I miss alarionne scottusi so much they have been ghosting me for weeks 😔
Person 2: girl can u shut up

by andysucksas3dic4life August 16, 2023

Runaway SCOTUS

A Supreme Court of the United States that has abandoned any and all tethering to the rule of law. As opposed to an "activist court", a pejorative term coined by the Republican Party to describe Supreme Court justices who interpret law based on precedent, law and the Constitution as opposed to say...the Bible, a runaway SCOTUS features unelected justices tossing overboard whatever mumblings they uttered about "Stare Decisis" (“to stand by things decided) during confirmation, and just makes shit up as they go.

• 50 year precedent of Roe vs. Wade? "Meh...we know best what women want."

• ATF (firearm experts) determined bump stocks turn semi-automatic rifles into machine guns? "Well I'm Samuel Alito and that makes my wife sad, so no."

• 250 year precedent of "No man is above the law"? "We think Trump might win, so let's make him King."

• People with degrees in meteorology should oversee the National Weather Service? "We can look outside, too."

• Is "Insurrection" bad? Well...we have two insurrection-adjacent wives, so that's awkward. "Let's make it not bad."

• ProPublica keeps writing about Alito and Thomas taking bribes like it's a bad thing. "Let's just legalize it."

We have a runaway SCOTUS that is ignoring historical precedent, citing witch trials as case law and legalizing bribing the judiciary.

by Jack_Dawson July 1, 2024