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peach scone

Secret word for describing someone you love but can’t have.

Hobo Johnson
“She’s a Peach Scone
by lonelyyboii May 22, 2018
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scoe hoe

n. - A girl or young woman that frequents Roscoe's, a dingy, raunchy bar that plays non-musical music like Lil Jon and Rascall Flatts, located on the main drag of Decorah, Iowa and is the prime nighttime attraction for Luther College.
"Are you going to a legitimate establishment this evening?"
"No man, I'm going to Roscoe's to get me a scoe hoe so I can bang her like a screen door and leave her with my genetic material and venerial diseases."
by waterballoonist July 16, 2008
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Score_More

often defines the YouTuber Score_More. Is cracked at Fortnite but he can box you up like a fish ( watch out!)
friend: have you heard of the legend

me: what do you mean
friend: Score_More the best Fortnite YouTuber on earth...
by YouTube Clmxyfn January 22, 2021
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just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score

if a person has a girlfriend, it doesn't mean that you don't have a chance with them.
"marry him"
"he has a girlfriend"
"just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score"
by yerlocaldumplingdealer January 27, 2019
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got goalkeeper doesn't mean cannot score goal

Originally coined by unknown person of incredible literary talent, made popular by Anthony, this phrase is an analogy often used to encourage people pursuing someone of the opposite gender which is already attached.

This analogy is based on the empirical evidence of soccer matches with positive goals scored (n > 0), despite the presence of a goalkeeper intending precisely to stop that. Similarly, just because a girl (guy) has a boyfriend (girlfriend), doesn't mean that she (he) is automatically unavailable.

A skilled striker may still be able to score a goal despite the presence of a goalkeeper. Of course, the presence of a goalkeeper does increase the difficulty associated with goal-scoring.

This has led to phrases such as "I can't even score an open goal!" or "wow Kenji can score goal even with so many defenders!"

Note: the definition listed above in no way represents the attitude of the author towards the subject
A: "wow that girl is amazing! too bad she's already with that stud Anthony"

B: "what kind of defeatist attitude is that! don't you know, got goalkeeper doesn't mean cannot score goal!"

A: "alright i'm going for it! watch out Anthony!"
by jet-x June 8, 2009
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Peach Scone

someone you want but you can't have, someone that will break your heart over and over again but you still love.
I love her but she loves another she is a peach scone.
by thanossnap July 29, 2019
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you feel a sniper scope watching you

Mercenary’s were deployed into the isle and are after you but there is a fucker we all hate The Sniper he will fucking ruin the roblox isle experience for you.
*Walks into the open not to far from mercenary’s* "You feel a sniper scope watching you." "Mother fucker-"
by sniperphobia February 22, 2021
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