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Scissor Skype

When 2 lesbians are having a long distance relationship and are reduced to dry humping their webcam simultaneously during a skype session.
I logged on to my computer to skype with a friend of mine and the camera was really blurry. My roommate, Mary, must have been in here humping the webcam again during her scissor skype session.
by Ninjee Star September 21, 2012
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One-Armed Scissor

It's a good thing we have nationalized health care because I did four one-armed scissors last night, eh?
by BcozTheNite November 13, 2007
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scissor run

An event that is considered "almost bad-ass" or "not quite bad-ass"; running with scissors. (In place of a verb)
Holy sh*t! That guy just totally scissor ran that handy-capped parking spot with his motorcycle!; Woah! Dude, you can't just scissor run that guy with your car! There was a stop sign there!; OMG!! I just scissor ran that fire hydrant... even though it was only two feet tall.
by ETON SOUPE January 26, 2015
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prison scissoring

when two men scissor just as two lesbians would. a prison favorite
i got aids from prison scissoring that convict
by lil kid fucker January 14, 2020
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butt-scissoring

The sexual act of intercourse where upon two men intertwine their legs and rub their buttholes together, similar to the sexual act of intercourse where upon two women intertwine their legs and rub their vulvas to each other.
I just got done butt-scissoring with Earl, it feels soo good!!
by fageet February 7, 2009
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Scissor Grind

The Scissor Grind is an athletic sexual position. The woman lays on her side with one leg in the air over the man's shoulder, and the man straddles her lower leg while he penetrates the her vagina. Their legs are like two open scissors. This spread-legged position permits deeper penetration of the penis, and gives the man the freedom to grind the base of his penis against the outside of the her vagina, thereby enhancing her sexual pleasure. By holding onto her raised leg the man has the leverage to thrust and grind with additional force and friction.
My girlfriend loves when we do the Scissor Grind. I dig it because I can look down on her amazing body while we're having sex, and I have a free hand to play with her tits, AND it feels great!
by Dr. Carey Perkins May 10, 2015
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N-Word Scissorhands

The nigga who got scissa for hands. Not to be confused with N-Word Snowden, the NSA nigga.
Nobody:

..

Johnny Dope: "N-Word Scissorhands."
by Voideryn January 19, 2021
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