SCHLEP

Noun- Acronym for Secular Communist Humanist Liberal Evolutionist Progressive.

Sometimes spelled SHLEPP, which is an acronym for Socialist Heathen Leftist Environmentalist Progressive Pagan.

These two acronyms are totally interchangable, adaptable, and modifiable, e.g., one could use SCHLEP as Socialist Commie Heathen Liberal Eviro-fag Pussy, and it would still have the same meaning.

Girl #1: So, did that guy in your Creative Environmental Alarmism class ever ask you out?

Girl #2: You mean the SCHLEP? Yeah, he asked me to go to the Dave Matthews concert, but I told him I'd rather give myself a root canal than ever hear another Dave Matthews song. I doubt that little SHLEPP could satisfy his chihuahua.

by YouAlreadyKnowWhoIAm March 29, 2010

schlep

A name used for a lower class idiot who sits on his own in class and has a liking to eating glue and pens whilst managing to always get something stuck up his nose. This type of person would usually smell of piss and write peoples names down in a little book to report to the Head Teacher. He would also pick up small change that people throw away at school (mostly at him).

Look at Boon over their eating stuff again, he's a right Schlep " Yeah he's a smelly glue sniffing bastard with pens stuck to his eyelids again" "Lets throw a coin at him"

by Simonster July 16, 2008

schlep

A HVAC repair man who lacks the ability and intelligence to do his job when it's 94 degrees outside. Uncommonly needs you to pick him and his kids up and bring them to your house for the appointment because he has a DUI. Tells you it's to hot out to work on the unit and he will come back later that day and does not answer his phone to set up a time. Note to all, don't use a friend of a friend....

Did I hire the only schlep HVAC repair man in the USA?

by Sib the HVAC repairman hater August 18, 2009

schlep

A person who is completely of low class standards.

Those teachers are such schleps.

Those schleps tried to make me smoke pot.

by Forge and Shoosh February 23, 2005

Schlep

Tired, lacking sleep, sleep

I'm so schlep rn.

I really need some schlep.

by Schlepman November 17, 2017

schlep

to lug a giant box of yarmulkah up a tall steep flight of stairs by your shlong

Jewish guy: "I had to schlep"
"Hail OBAMA"

by Johnny cravittits February 23, 2009

schlep

a person who is completely of low class standards

Those teachers are schleps.

People who smoke pot are schleps.

by Forge and Shoosh February 23, 2005