A person who does a job they they are not qualified to do, although they pretend they are. They typically cause more damage than good.
When I had my stove fire, the real fireman must have been busy that day. The schleps they sent cut holes in the roof and flooded the place with water, ruining everything.
by dickfitzentite September 18, 2009
A person who does the opposite of what they should or is being a huge douche, to the annoyance of those around them. An insult that is usually made between friends or to label a person a group of friends do not like.
by SchlepMaster February 05, 2013
A name used for a lower class idiot who sits on his own in class and has a liking to eating glue and pens whilst managing to always get something stuck up his nose. This type of person would usually smell of piss and write peoples names down in a little book to report to the Head Teacher. He would also pick up small change that people throw away at school (mostly at him).
Look at Boon over their eating stuff again, he's a right Schlep " Yeah he's a smelly glue sniffing bastard with pens stuck to his eyelids again" "Lets throw a coin at him"
by Simonster February 10, 2006
A HVAC repair man who lacks the ability and intelligence to do his job when it's 94 degrees outside. Uncommonly needs you to pick him and his kids up and bring them to your house for the appointment because he has a DUI. Tells you it's to hot out to work on the unit and he will come back later that day and does not answer his phone to set up a time. Note to all, don't use a friend of a friend....
by Sib the HVAC repairman hater August 18, 2009
When you affix your phallus or penile member into the anal cavity of another person, or perhaps animal, dead or living, and go to sleep while in coitus.
The phallus must remain penetrated through the sphincter in order to be designated as schlep and not sleep, otherwise the person is not schlepping and merely sleeping.
The phallus must remain penetrated through the sphincter in order to be designated as schlep and not sleep, otherwise the person is not schlepping and merely sleeping.
by Knowledge Asphyxiates December 10, 2010
by jdeere6 May 14, 2010
by Forge and Shoosh February 24, 2005