Shatterbate

(v) The Act of Masturbating while taking a shit

"Shit, I really had to pinch one out when I was at Six Flags. I just decided to shatterbate in the bathroom"

by Shrek'sBrotherinlaw November 19, 2014

Shakerbate

The act of "shaking off" excess moisture after urinating in such a violent and vigorous fashion for such a long duration as to practically be masturbating.

"The guy using the next urinal over took at least a minute to dry off, that's what I call a shakerbate!"

by Neil G. February 9, 2007

skaterbater

a skateboarder who love skating as well as he loves to sroke his salami or whack the monkey or yes even masterbate
The word is also used by skaters to sound cool.

I'm a straight up skaterbater.
Dude, im such a skaterbater.

by Zachy Pooh March 31, 2007

Shaterbating

taking a shit a masterbating at the same time.

Are you really shaterbating in there?

by mustang3592 March 20, 2011

Saturbate

The act of masturbating on a Saturday.

Person 1: Man, I spent all day masturbating Saturday.

Person 2: A typical Saturbate for me too.

by LonleyNofriends21 April 27, 2019

Skatergate

(n.)- The fan controversy that surrounds a ska band changing their sound and moving away from the genre. Often seen as a betrayal by ska fans and usually engenders accusations of "selling out".

The No Doubt Skatergate controversy enters its seventy-first month as ska fans continue to demand a reinstatement of horns and guitar upstrokes into prominent positions within the band's sound. Frontwoman Gwen Stefani declined to comment.

by Gnome Chomsky March 5, 2008

staturbated

To become sexually aroused by one score in a video game/sport/etc.

I just staturbated over that game of league we just had.

by TheDaileyTrain February 4, 2016