Scrunkle

A small, blonde, glasses wearing fiend who has no sex appeal whatsoever and will say no to anything you ask. She appears as though she could just be picked up, scrunched into a ball and thrown in the bin. She's the type of person who would sign up to be in a play and do nothing. I'm being serious, she'll do literally nothing. Bitch.

Teacher 1: "Let's give her the part"
Teacher 2: "No she's a total Scrunkle"
Teacher 1: "Oh yeah you're right."

by yourmumsdream May 17, 2015

snarfunkle

When you're at a party, and someone passes out, one person grabs and opens the passed out person's mouth while another ejaculates in and around the mouth.

Dude, we just snarfunkled David with Stuart's AIDS.

by Dr. Bloogenburger June 7, 2011

Carfunkle

The term used to describe the act of funkle, funkling (canoodling) in a car.

Guy #1: dude I totally carfunkled last night!

Guy #2: oh so you mean you had sex in the car with a female acquaintance?

Guy #1: no..I did not have car sex. I carfunkled with a girl.

Guy #2: what the f*** does that mean bro?

Guy #1: just look it up on Urban Dictionary

by Hindijew February 22, 2018

scrunkle doodily doo

Sex position in where a british guy walks in and reveals his scrunkle doodily doo during a pound sterling.

Fred joined our pound sterling. He did a scrunkle doodily doo.

by MAOAAOO March 30, 2023

Scrunkle

A cute, fluffy, often small and otherwise visually appealing creature such as raccoons, possums, capybaras, etc.

The little scrunkles were runnin around the trailer park this morning

by Zyzzbrah333 September 18, 2023

scrunkle

To epic style on someone most commonly used on Ben Shapiro in the popular game roblox 2"

YEAH BEN, GET FUCKING SCRUNKLED ON

by Ben Shapiro son October 20, 2018

Scrunkle

n. scrunkle: the wrinkle in the hood of a sweatshirt when the drawstrings are cinched.
adj. scrunkled: when the drawstrings of a hoodie are pulled, the hood becomes scrunkled

When I walk around school, I always make sure my hood is properly scrunkled.

My friend surprised me by yanking the drawstrings of my hood and yelling “scrunkle!”

Seeing the scrunkle of people’s hoodies brings joy to my life.

by chuckupper January 15, 2020