Sanford

City in Florida: Hellhole, where only the shittiest of people live. Even the nice neighbor hoods are only where crack dealers and whores live.

Lets go to the ghetto, but I'm not sure which part of Sanford to go to.

Sanford is the bane of my existence.

by MouthSexer April 11, 2011

Sanford

A charecter from madness combat made by krinkles. He is also very much gay for his best friend Deimos

"Sanford is the best madcom charecter"

"Wtf is a madcom"

by Stickakapettzez August 25, 2021

Sanford

Handsome, tall, and strong , intelligent, and worldly man. Humble yet proud. Dedicated and involved in what he does. Perfect husband, "I think".

If I had to guess his name, it would be Sanford

by Zer0phawks November 1, 2022

Sanford

To fumble or ramble through a joke or a funny story, eventually giving away the punch line prematurely in the process.

"What is the name of that actress…Reece… uh…Spoon or wait Fork? I mean Reece Witherfork. No its Witherspoon." "Man, he really Sanforded that one."

by What Didiwright November 3, 2023

Sanford

verb: to fumble a joke and blow the punchline before finishing the lead up.

Man, he really Sanforded that when he tried to tell the joke. He told the punch line first and knew he blew it.

by What Didiwright February 19, 2025

.sanford._

Hottest, most amazing, most kind, and possibly one of the most funniest people I've ever seen! Did I mention how hot he is? He's on TikTok with 906 followers at the time of writing this! (Congrats btw ^^)

Have you seen .sanford._ newest video?!
I'll have to check it out!

by Deimos69 July 18, 2021

Sanford Middle

Literal trash so many kids pull the fire alarm and get into fights almost every day.Its so fucking ghetto and is actual hell.

Some 5th grader-hey what middle school are you going to?
Another 5th grader-Sanford Middle.why?
Some 5th grader-yikes

by shrekismyactualdad June 9, 2019