Salmoning

The act of running up to a woman, releasing a large cloud of semen, yelling "release your eggs!", running away, and then dying.

Jake won't be in class tomorrow because he was involved in a deadly salmoning incident.

by Stephen "Salmon" Jones January 15, 2014

salamati

persian word for cheers

"salamati guys", Hooman said and drank his vodka.

by hadi April 7, 2005

salamon

the best last name.

me: hello what’s your last name?
person: salamon.
me: omg you’re perfect
person: thanks
me: marry me

by ihateeveryone1247 April 2, 2022

Salmoning

When you take your hand and wave it back and forth like a fish tale between a girls boobs.

This girl had an amazing rack and great cleavage so I walked up to her and started salmoning her with my hand. She said I salmoned her like a gentleman.

by OneShot July 25, 2012

Salmoning

Walking against a lot of people headed in the opposite direction.

I ended up salmoning through the schoolkids at to get to my next class.

by Theo D-S October 1, 2007

salimonious

sal-i-MON-i-ous
A versatile word used for description, "salimonious" can can mean anything you need it to mean-- good, bad, or ugly.

1)"Your mom was acting all salimonious toward me last month. We'll be having a baby soon."

2)"Fuck those salimonious bastards. They'll get theirs."

3)"I feel pretty salimonious today, but how is that different from any other day?"

by GlassAdam December 9, 2008

Salmontes

Salmontes, the boi who's awesome, and is a great friend to have. His personality is great, and he makes you laugh so much. He has a great taste in football (soccer) teams, and honestly is one of the best streamers on Twitch - you can check out his streams on Twitch.TV, just look up Salmontes1021 and give this boi a follow. He's gonna be partnered soon!

Salmontes, more like salmon boi with a trash football team.

by xBungleBee June 30, 2018