sammy shrimp cock

Sammy Shrimp Cock is a kid with a very small penis, that resembles the size of a shrimp. This is based on a kid named Sam Kamkar, who's penis got very small from steroids, and no girl will have sex with him. So instead of having sex, he picks on kids at school.

Did you see that? That kid has a Sammy Shrimp Cock, it was really small.

by Tony di Domenico August 21, 2017

sammy wilkinson

DADDY!

Boy: who's that guy?
Girl:it's my daddy!
Boy: who?!
Girl: stfu! It's sammy wilkinson

by queen muffin February 21, 2015

Sausage Sammy

YEAH CAN I GET THE S A U S A G E S A M M Y ?

Sausage Sammy

by PK_223 February 1, 2020

Sammy the strawberry

Sammy the strawberry is an amazing and outstanding guy who keeps the students of robloxian high healthy by threatening them

Sammy the strawberry: HEY KIDS ARE YOU EATING HEALTHY???
robloxian highschoolers: YAY SAMMY THE STRAWBERRY EVERYONES FAVORITE STRAWBERRY IS HERE TO MAKE SURE WE STAY HEALTHY BY THREATENING US!! YAY!

by Hey guys it's Nicole November 30, 2018

Sammy Stephens

Owner of the infamous Flea Market Montgomery and creator of the Flea Market Rap. After being glorified on Youtube and the Ellen Degeneres show, he achieved god-like status and now watches over the internets.

Flea Market... Montgomery... it's just like... it's just like... a Mini... MALL! - Sammy Stephens

by Rikus August 14, 2007

salsa sammy

When your boyfriend dumps salsa on your ass before tenderly fucking you

Dude imma give you a rough salsa Sammy tonight

by Jimmysmith February 11, 2015

Inverse Sammy Swoop

When a Sammy brother is forced to walk the girl he wants to hook up with to a cooler frat so she can get with a guy there. The opposite of the Sammy Swoop.

Elliot: “Josh, are you in for poker”
Josh: “I can’t. I told Sophie i would walk her to 4K she wants to hang with those guys”
Elliot: “Classic Inverse Sammy swoop”

by jawnthebaptist March 22, 2020