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A.D.O.S

A.D.O.S - Attention Deficit "Oh, Squirrel"

Similar to ADD, A.D.O.S is triggered by the individual in question abruptly stopping any activity or conversation at the sight of a squirrel.
Boyfriend - "So what movie do you want to watch later on?"
Girlfriend - "I really don't ca..OH, SQUIRREL!"
(Sporadic dancing, babbling, and sparkling eyes)
Boyfriend - "We're going to get you checked for A.D.O.S before we do anything else."
(Continued dancing, babbling, and sparkling eyes)
by rhmcc March 7, 2009
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A.D.H.O.S.D

Attention
Deffiocete
Hiperactive
OoOoO!
Shiney!
Disorder

When your trying to have a conversation with someone and then suddenly see something really very SHINEY! and u stop stair gasp loudly and then yell OoOoOo SHINEY!!!!!

Note: Word shiney can also be comprimised with anything bright blinky glittery or distracting!..
..Walking threw mall..

PERSON1: What do u wanna do now?
PERSON2: idk lol didnt they say that they would meet us up..-GASP-..Oo0oOo0oOo SHINEY!!-runnes over to shiney thing and stairs
PERSON1: LLMFAO WOW!
PERSON2: OoOoOo look shiney its shiney!! (O)_(O)
PERSON1: lol..yes..shiney..So anyways what were u saying they said there gunna meet us?
PERSON2: ..What?..*CompleatlyCluless* O.o
PERSON1: ...?.your A.D.H.O.S.D
by Niky December 3, 2007
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S.A.O.D.

- Yeah, I IMed my CFO about our ROI in our CRM and RFP and it turns out our EPS is really SOL so we better do something ASAP. (quote from Don McMillan)
- You really do suffer of S.A.O.D.!
by revolteh January 15, 2022
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a.d.s.o

"you litteraly have a.d.s.o"
by v0r4 December 23, 2023
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Lemme suck the soul out of your dick until you nut all over my face😫.
When u wanna be freaky in text “ L.M.S.T.S.O.O.Y.D.U.Y.N.A.O.M.F”
by anonymous March 1, 2021
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S.A.N.D.O.S.

Sandos is an acronym for Suck A Nigga Dick Or Something.
the bridge in the song "slob on my knob" by Juicy J. "suck a nigga dick or something" repeated 4 times. s.a.n.d.o.s.
by jmajick April 11, 2007
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