F.H.B.S.D.T.M.D.

Fingered Her But She Didn't Touch My Dick.

PERSON #1: Hey Raaaaaaaandy, did u lay pipe on that girl you met at the show last night?

Raaaaaaaaandy: Nah man, I F.H.B.S.D.T.M.D.

by Raaaaaaaandy August 3, 2009

B.S.H

British standard handful. Measurement unit for mammary glands. Often used when the glands are of sufficient size.

My that lady has large breasts. Yes, she certainly has a B.S.H

by Geoffnet October 27, 2006

S.A.M.S.H.B.A.T.S.

Super Awesome Medicinal Sunday Hangover Bacon and Tomato Sandwich.

For anyone who has every felt the pain train of a Sunday hangover after a weekend of binge drinking. There is nothing like a "Super Awesome Medicinal Sunday Hangover Bacon and Tomato Sandwich" (S.A.M.S.H.B.A.T.S.) to make someone feel better.

by Professor Brando March 9, 2010

H.S.B

"Holy shit balls"

Could be used as an alternate for "OMG" or "HOLY CRAP";
used when you can't believe something just happened to you/around you/to someone, etc.

H.S.B, Dave totally just got punched in the nuts.

by Aberham Linkin September 13, 2010

I.M.H.S.B

I.M.S.H.B or I miss her so bad is a phrase to describe when a certain person misses or wants to see another person that they deeply care about.

"I havent seen her in a while."

"I know right."

"I.M.H.S.B."

by Cory Lawrence March 15, 2023

F.M.I.S.H.B.D.I.

Fuck me I'd smash her back doors in

F.M.I.S.H.B.D.I. she's well peng like send me nudes piff ting

by Beltazar November 13, 2017

H.U.B.S.

Stands for 'Head Up Butt Syndrome.' Common among bosses and general douchebags. Someone who has H.U.B.S. always thinks they are right no matter how wrong they really are.

employee 1: "Nick said the kitchen looked like crap after you cleaned it last night"

employee 2: "Are you kidding, I bleached every inch of that kitchen, it was sparkling."

employee 1: 'Yeah, I know. Nick has an incurable case of H.U.B.S."

by farragamo12345 January 18, 2010