S&S

Abbreviation for Shit and Shower. This is a hygienic technique that saves time, improves personal hygiene, and causes bowel movements to be more regular. By following a shit with a shower, one can reduce the need for wiping, as well as eliminating any risk of dingleberries. This technique is also commonly used by the extraordinarily lazy.

Dude, I had the most relaxing S&S last night.

Wife 1: My husband really needs to wipe his ass better, he leaves crusty shit in his boxers.
Wife 2: Sounds like all he needs is to adopt the S&S technique.

by Soolazy August 7, 2010

S&S

S&S, Signed & Shared. Petitions that are on Facebook ask you to sign and share, so if you signed and shared the petition on the post, you can type S&S for Signed & Shared in the comments section. Comments: S&S, S&S, Signed & Shared, signed and shared

Comments: S&S, S&S, Signed & Shared, signed and shared

by Larsness July 20, 2016

S&S

an abbreviated term for Suck and Swallow.

Baby, are you going to S&S tonight?

by Israel AKA Izy December 1, 2007

S&S

Shit & Shower. SSS is shit, shave, and shower.

Bob: When do you want to go out?
Jack: I'll be ready in 30. I just need to S&S and I'm done.

by crankyrapper April 8, 2019

S&S

Smoke and sex

Guy: I get horny when I smoke
Girl: Me too
Guy: Then I hope your ready for a lil S&S

Your welcome
-Kolbee

by KolbeesNewWords August 6, 2019

S&S

A smoke and suck. When you meet up with someone and smoke weed with them and also get/ give head

Kayla met up with with a Jonah and had a S&S in the back of his car.

by Merida the Princess March 17, 2020

S&S

when you are smoking and snacking at the same time.

"Sorry I'm not going out tonight I'm just gonna S & S".

"bro this girl said she is S&S wtf does that mean? it means she is snacking & smoking"

by anonymous October 8, 2020