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Ruslanas

that kid knows the way and is a hacker
Ruslanas do you know tha wae
by RussDaily January 28, 2018
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Ruslan

A 7ft 5 giant who towers over his opps like he that mf
Oh shit, is that the RUSLAN, mf RUUUUUUUUUN
by Ct-55 November 24, 2021
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Ruslan

ruslan = AZN INVZN
by j3llyfishhhbutt April 14, 2010
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Ruslan Fedotenko

Who? Who's Ruslan Fedotenko? I've never seen him before.
Me: Stupid Ruslan Fedotenko.....
Matt: Wait, when did the Penguins get a player named Fedotenko? I haven't seen him in these playoffs.
by SectionE13 August 30, 2010
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Ruslansexual

Someone who is attracted primarily towards Ruslan. Ruslan needs to be really fit in order to be attracted by Ruslansexuals.

Ruslan must possess but not limited to:
1) 6 pack abbs
2) Keanu Reeves look and charisma
3) CS:GO MMR above average
4) Sing random song every 2 hours
5) Never let random Danoik touch his dick
6) Pray to the Sun and The Holy Nasi Lemak
7) Let his followers pay for his prostitutes, at least once in Ruslan lifecycle
8) At least once imagining how he would fuck a full grown tiger (gender of tiger doesn't matter)
9) Initiate a pagan believe into "Hryucran way"
10) Listen the phrase - "Хрюхран... соберись " at least once in Ruslan lifecycle
- Do you like Ruslan?
- Bro... the whole planet is lowkey ruslansexuals at this point
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- Ruslan touched my ear..
- Ruslansexual aren't ya?
by Lida Saidamha Kionad Lognom September 21, 2023
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Ruslan

Ruslan is a Russian man name , that originated from Arslan . You could see this name In Pushkin’s poem “Ruslan and Lyudmila» . Large of his dicks can compare of Eifel tower. In fact , his dick is so big that Gagarin got to space by climbing on the top of his dick. He seduce every girl for the blink of the eye . Americans used Ruslan’s sperm for bombing Hiroshima and Nagasaki . Ruslan’s balls bigger than earth.
Lust but not least , after throwing the ring down to the volcano „Orodruin“ , Frodo has change his name to Ruslan and forced Gandalf to do the same .
Quotes using this name

Gagarin - thanks to Ruslan I got to a space

Elvis Presley - Ruslan taught me how to play guitar

Antanta after winning the Second World War - If it wasn 't for Ruslan , we would never have ended the war
by MRAZEXONE November 21, 2021
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ruslan mitla

Today some dick pulled a ruslan mitla in league
by Shino Watako February 11, 2017
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