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I tripped on my lollerskates...

ROLFCOPTER!

by Jonathan Lin July 15, 2006

ROLFYSATT

ROFLYSATT is an internet accronmym for Rolling On Floor Laughing Yet Still Able To Type, and like all things internet it has adapted to nerd culture and has taken on new real-life use, though usually in a satirical way.

ROLFYSATT: Rolling On Floor Laughing Yet Still Able To Type

ROFLAARP: Rolling On Floor Looking At Assorted Rodent Pornography

or

ROFLEW: Rolling On Floor Laughing whilst Eating Waffles

by internetsex December 7, 2009

Rolfmess

A rolfmess is such a disgusting filthy mess you help but laugh. It grosses you out, but to avoid the awkward temptation to speak your mind to the owner, you say nothing then laugh about it when you've left the location. Used in place of "pigsty"

That house was a rolfmess

Don't rolfmess my car

There was rolfmess all over the ketchup bottle

by Godzilla Bait December 27, 2017

ROLF

Originally meant to be ROFL, which stands for "Rolling On (the) Floor Laughing", it gradually turned into ROLF because it rolls off the tongue easier.

ROLF. The fuck is that? It's so funny.

by SilveradoColorado January 31, 2019

Rolfist

A Rolfist is a person who attends John Rolfe Middle School in Richmond, Virginia. They are often found online at Geosense and can be easily identified by their obnoxious use of capital letters and use of the word "D3LL". They are hated by everyone who is not a Rolfist. It is scientifically impossible for one to hold an intelligent conversation with a Rolfist.

Rolfist: D3LL UP


Damn Rolfists are running rampant again!

by Theoic April 26, 2009

Rolf, The Son of a Sheperd

One of the most interesting characters on Ed, Edd, 'n' Eddy. This guy lives on a farm complete with animals, a shed, and places to grow crops. He doesn't like Eddy's scams much...even though he is usually one of the first to fall for them.

He says some of the weirdest stuff:
'Show me where your mama lives!'
'Mama! A bandage for Rolf!'
'Foolish youth! The beet is the answer to all!'

by RatchetBoo November 4, 2003

Rolfesaurus

A generic term to describe a particularly orrible individual who has very archaic views. Such as wondering why so many ethnic derived individuals are in the country. Why that particularly attractive female does not want him hanging out the back of her, or why she has not got the kettle on. Why did they ever replace typewriters with bloody computers. Anybody who questions a Rolfesaurus will most usually be described as a cunt.

That bloke is a right Rolfesaurus.
Fuck me Gary I don't think Sarah went to university just for you to say get the Fucking Tea love. You're a bloody Rolfesaurus.
John you do not need tippex to remove words on a Computer. You are such a Rolfesaurus.

by laughingboy65 November 14, 2010