Rusty Sheiffs Badge

The anus muscle that has been polished very well after being dropped in the mud.

Don had been so drunk the night before he hadnt been able to do the paper work correctly. When he bent over to pick up the morning paper , Wendy got a right eye full of the rusty sheiffs badge

by Wizards Sleave May 3, 2006

rusty sherrifs badge

It's when a guy does his lady up the butt, and blows his load in her belly button, with little flecks of brown poo floating in the jizz.

I had a hard time cleaning my rusty sherrifs badge after a weekend away with my boyfriend.

by Lee72 September 25, 2007

Polish The Rusty Sheriffs Badge

The act of spitting on a butthole and proceeding to rub in the spit with your finger.

She said she wanted to try anal so I said let me polish the rusty sheriffs badge first.

by Meathead Nation January 2, 2019

Rusty Sheriff's Badge

Arsehole, ring, sphincter, anus

Show us your Rusty Sheriff's Badge ya dirty bitch!!

by D November 10, 2003

Rusty Sheriff's Badge

Encrusted anal entrance

by Ste April 6, 2003

Rusty Sheriff's Badge

To use it's correct scientific name: 'The A-hole'.
Of course this is due to their startling similarity in appearance.

"See you in fifteen minutes Ed, I'm off to the toilet to release a few 'Chocolate hostages' from the Rusty Sheriff's Badge.

by T-time June 8, 2005

polish the rusty sheriff's badge

Verb. To have anal sex; to fuck someone in the ass.

"She said the gash was off limits, so I said, 'how about I polish the rusty sheriff's badge instead?'"

by Danny Delinquent December 9, 2003