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Skinny Little Runt

A useless uneducated fool that thinks he is monkey.
Yo.. dude that bumberclut mynden is a skinny little runt
by Vimalan October 23, 2012
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Runtz

Really Dank ass weed. Hybrid of zkittles and gelato that's really fruity. Sometimes use as a general term for real loud ass kush
I'm smoking on runtz and you still smoking mid, I call my pack trix 'cept this shit ain't for kids!
by Big Draco October 28, 2019
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runescape

An online adventure game that turns normal aspiring human beings into brainwashed robots.

I myself know from experience; i played this game for over 4 years starting in 2002. Let me tell you, in my 19 years of life, those 4 years were the darkest, most desolate years ever. I quit soccer two years ago to make more time to play. I ditched guitar. At this time two years ago, (1:37AM), my "rune night" would have begun and continued well into the afternoon of the next day.

The feeling while playing this game is ironically satisfactory. While playing, you think of nothing but the game. Personal and worldy affairs don't mean a thing. In fact, the most important thing on your mind is when and how you're going to get that next combat level. A news report about a bridge collapsing in Minnesota and plunging 50 cars hundereds of feet into the Mississippi river won't phase you. If you're away from runescape, i.e. in school, you find yourself thinking and fantasizing about the game, as if you're going to have sex with an incredibly gorgeous woman when you get home. Oddly enough, after playing, you feel a a feeling of resentment, from yourself and the declining number of people you know, regardless if those people you know play Runescape or not.

The addictive quailities in this game are stifling, as simple movements of the finger are ONLY required to play this game. Yet the game is a drug. The fact that goals in runescape are extremely infatuating to achieve and are much more convinient to achieve than real life goals are what make this game addicting.

Luckily, the players are in Runescape are starting to decline in terms of maturity and decency, which is helping to draw some players away. But this is not enough. If you want to quit playing, it has to hit you. I sat on my rooftop on a cold Decemeber night at 3AM after playing for hours and reflected on what Runescape does for me. The answer is it doesn't mean a god damn thing, even though those skill goals are drawing you back to the game. The thought of wasting hours to fuel a ridiculous addiction plagued me, and finally i said fuck it. I wanted to go back inside and play the game so badly, and I did. This time i took EVERY item and owned and dropped it. Made a bogus and lengthy password and recovery questions by typing in the answers while closing my eyes and my addiction was cured.

That was four months ago. I have not been back, and never will be back. My account is locked by my own doing and will forever be lost. This game came close to ruining my life, had i not taken action. Bottom line: if you are addicted and know you have to quit, do it now while the thought is fresh and before you are thrusted back into the lies of Runescape. Act now, destroy your account, and you will be cured.
Studies show that runescape has increased suicide rates by 20% since the release of RS2
by pajaime December 31, 2007
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mexico runs

Street racing is illegal in the United States, so when someone wants to race on the road, they will call them "mexico runs", referring to racing in Mexico, even though they are actually in the US.
Steve: "Hey dude wanna race?"
Jim: "Sure, lets do some Mexico Runs!"
by Mk6ashley April 27, 2017
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Baby runs for president

Technique used when guys are being creepy or intruding on your personal space in a public place. Using your best Customer service voice, confidently ask them a question that only a toddler would be comfortable asking ie. how old are you? Do you have kids? How many teeth do you have? Is this your first time in a bar? Have you ever use deodorant before? The main goal is to throw them off their rhythm and confuse them enough to leave you alone.
Do it run for president baby!
This guy at the bar wouldn’t leave us alone so I said fuck it and ran for president
Baby runs for president.
by EmeraldAmeryllis January 11, 2022
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Runescape slut

A person who will just go on Runescape to talk dirty and swap MSN addresses with 30-year old fat computer nerd.
Runescape slut: Press 101 for dirty chat!!!
Fat Computer Nerd 1: 101
Fat Computer Nerd 2: 101
Desperate Fat Computer Nerd: 101!!! Please Baby!! Ur so hot!! 101 101 101!!!!!!
by Rennichoos October 16, 2008
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Hitler Rants Parodies

Generous to people, bonding everyone cost together on every platform to his existence. Planning on getting married to Jeejeesh. He is loving, kind, generous, caring and selfless.
"Hitler Rants Parodies HRP is definitely someone you want to talk to on Discord."
by List of random definitions. December 19, 2017
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