Runner

The hardest bunch of people alive who run like beasts.

Runners are so cool.

by Steven October 31, 2004

runner

Someone who uses the bathroom and leaves without washing their hands.

I wouldn't shake Joe's hands, he's a runner.

by lpigs August 22, 2016

runner

a runner is a slut, bitch, skank. a girl who runs around and will fuck anyone.

That girl over there is a runner. she`ll sleep with anyone !

she foulish, with tacky pointers
she ain't nothing but a runner like Jackie Joinus the team-It's getting hot

by anonymous May 13, 2005

Runner

Someone who can do it longer and harder.

Runners do it longer and harder...in bed.

by Licy April 10, 2008

runner

a person who operates a dial-a-dope operation making deliveries to drug users in his car after recieving phone calls arranging a meeting spot from them

did you hear about joe? he's a runner now

by annnnonyoussssss April 10, 2009

Runner

Someone over the age of 21 who purchases alcohol for underage kids.

Man i really wanna drink but we cant find a runner.

by NastyNate691 February 27, 2011

Runner

1. Noun: A skinny white guy who runs a lot. Typically a member of his high school's cross country team.

2. Someone who participates in running for events such as races or marathons.

3. Carter Osborne*

*= This is the one true definition of "Runner". All others are a formality.

1. David: Did you hear about that runner who was fastest in the state at the 400?

Jon: Oh, that's obviously Carter Osborne.

2. Emily: I almost died! And there was a huge flash of white light!
Cory: That was probably Carter, out for his morning jog.

by Captain Romance April 26, 2010