backward rumplestilskin

When a girls on top and raps her hair around your dick then ties it in a know and proceeds to jack you off with it

Damn this girl was so freaky she backward rumplestilskined me.

by freakymagicgodlover July 7, 2011

Rumplemintz

Rumplemintz a common misspelling for Rumple Minze which is a 100 proof peppermint-flavored german schnapps.

Michelle had a shot of Rumplemintz and said it tasted like peppermint rubbing alchol it was so strong!

She was so drunk she went to the bar to order a shot of Rumple Mint Schnapp and called it Bumble Bee Snot

by RumpleMintMichelle October 28, 2008

Harry Rumplemint

It's when you are getting a girl from behind or doggie style and you take a breathmint, and put it in your anus. Then you take out the breathmint and put it through your pubes, and then after you are done having sex, you tell her that her breath stinks and that she needs a breathmint, and give her the Harry Rumplemint.

That chick I was banging last night was so hot, but her breath stunk like Suttin, so I gave her the Harry Rumplemint.

by dj_lenny_02 April 10, 2009

Rumplestiltskin

Thick patches of cellulite on and around the upper thigh region.

Rumple-Stilt-Skin
Rumple: A wrinkle, crumple, or irregular fold.
Stilt: To raise on.
Skin: Integument.

Doug: "Damn fool, check out that bitch in the red dress!"
Ryan: "You're crazy man, there's Rumplestiltskins runnin all over that!"

Elliot: "Check out that black girl in the booty shorts! There ain't a Rumplestiltskin in sight!
Brian: "Daaaaaamn, thats tha hottest 3forward I've ever seen!"

by Dawn Heartsfelt September 22, 2009

Fricklemazingradilucious-Skatdiddleyo-rumplestiltskin-kinklepoop

Expressing excitement - Tom Fletcher style.

Seriously, humans haven't invented a word that describes how I feel about this year and all the stuff we've got coming up for you guys...So I'll make one up...here goes... Fricklemazingradilucious-Skatdiddleyo-rumplestiltskin-kinklepoop.

by MartyMcFly_X March 28, 2009

Rumplestiltskin

When you roll the foreskin of the penis over the tip of a girls nose and blow white gold in her nostrils.

Shaun: Hey Troy did you hear about Peter?

Troy: What happened?
Shaun: He totally pulled a rumplestiltskin last night! Almost spun a golden sweater.

by Garrett's Dong November 14, 2012

Rumplestilskin

A rumblestilskin is the worst type of fart for not only the potency in which it smells, but how loud it sounds. Named after a gay fairy tale about an ugly fucken dwarf who teaches this bitch to string straw to gold, this word should be feared by all. It can be accompanied by a shit stain in the underwear, that cannot be removed by bleech. When you enter a public area and fart while standing still it will take only 3 seconds for it to reach the person beside you or for you to smell your own brew, and by that time the person beside you would have already ran away as it sounds like fog horn that can literally stop 200 loud people at a wedding, or at a Rammstein concert. When walking and farting one out, it will have less sound, but trail your fart for about 7 or 8 meters than disapate. Long term rumplestilskins can lead to having no friends, the death of a relative, or family pet. You may find dead birds outside your house, and that all your neighbors have moved away. Loosing your job is also very common. Eventually you'll commit suicide.

(Cabbage boy):"People can't stop running away from me, and think I shit my pants all the time."

(friend at a distance):"Well you smell like the tarry nutty Pepto Bismal laced shits I spray into the toilet after I eat four jars of chunky Skippy, and drink 18 cans of Pepsi. You need to see a Gastrologist."

(Cabbage Boy):"I did and he told me I need a colonoscopy next week. Its so bad that I needed to use tomato juice on my Jockey Sport briefs, and a new pair of Levi's.

(friend at a distance):"Sounds to me like you have a bad case of rumplestilskin."

by I'll fart on your mom. July 16, 2008