rule 99.5

the rule that establishes that cheerleader's cheering stories always end badly..... for them

Charlie: "Becky's story is totally compliant to rule 99.5"
Harold: "I know, she's gonna hate when she sees "SLUT" on her Facebook wall

by milk king October 8, 2010

Rule 99.1

If friends spend more than 60 minutes unable to decide what to do they must default to sexual experimentation.

Friend A: So what do you want to do?
Friend B: Still no ideas.
Friend A: Wait, I think theres a rule about this.
(Gets rule book and reads rule 99.1 outloud)
Friend B: Huh.
Friend A: I did not know that rule.
Friend B: Me neither.
Friend A: I'll go get the Crisco.
- XKCD Comic # 330

by Ayame13 January 22, 2010

Regra 99 - Rule 99

Se foi postado na internet, em qualquer lugar, não importa qual seja, alguém já tirou um print.

rule 99, regra 99, print, regra 99 - rule 99

by Allehn Lancaster April 23, 2016

rule social b 99.1

If friends spend more then 60 minutes unable to decide what to do, they must default to sexual experimentation

the Defination is pretty clear... rule social b 99.1 is to be used when friends cannot decide what to do for 60 minutes or more.

by Sky Claw September 2, 2009

Regra 999 - Rule 999

Se foi postado na internet, em qualquer lugar, não importa qual seja, alguém já tirou um print.

If it was posted on the internet, no matter where, someone's already take a screenshot.

"Apaga que ainda dá tempo", Regra 999 - Rule 999

by Allehn Lancaster April 24, 2016

Rule 998

You're allowed to assume if you don't know something

You should not be proud of Your naughty behavior young man.
You assumed they were a young man and not a moderate adult .
Rule 998

by Daniel newsy-housy November 4, 2018

Rule 999

stfu, no matter what you do.

Person A: Ayo! Check This new Car I got!

Person B: Rule 999.

by addventure November 12, 2020