9 O'clock Rule

(also 9 O'clock watershed)

The rule whereby British TV companies can't show "adult" programmes before 9pm.

The Urban Dictionary would certainly be subject to the 9 O'clock rule.

by Powysian September 24, 2006

rule of 4 and 9

The rule of 4 and 9 is a general unspoken rule in the United States between drivers and cops. The basics is you don't get in trouble for going 4 or less over the speed limit and usually a warning if going 9 or less. 10 miles invokes fines if caught.

the exception is at the beginning or end of a month when the cops are trying to fill their ticket books

someone else come up with a good example for the rule of 4 and 9

by ohio drivers suck May 19, 2008

9 O'clock Rule

the nine o'clock rule protects our right to not care anything before 9 AM

8:30 AM

teacher: "wake up!"
student: "fuck that, 9 o'clock rule."

by 9amrule September 22, 2006

Rule 96

A rule/life-hack/way of life which states that if you want to make sure you are successful in doing something(like a test or a speech) masturbate before doing it so as not to fuck it up. It is advisable to use this on important things only but works on everything. The only exception is sex.

Guy 1: Hey did you guys hear Jared got yet another promotion. Wonder what's his secret
Guy 2: It was bound to happen, the guy seems to bring it in everything he does.
Wise informed guy: Hehe, long live rule 96
Guy 1: What the fuck is that?
Guy 2: Fuck off weirdo!

by Onibaba666 July 22, 2016

Rule 97

Rule 97 of the internet, the combination of the two rules 34 and 63

Rule 34 : If it exists, there is porn of it.
Rule 63 : If it exists, there is a genderswapped version of it.

Rule 97 (34 + 63) : If it exists there is a genderswapped porn of it, if not it is in the making.

Bro1 : Bro, I just found a genderswapped photo of Peach squishing Marios titties
Bro2 : Shit bro, rule 97 strikes again

by It Should Be Wednesday My Dude December 18, 2018

Rule 98

If at first you don't succeed, kill the guy who did.

Jim: "He took my ex's virginity!"

Dave: 'Rule 98 him."

by Fros7bite December 7, 2009

rule 909234

there will be a rule for every conceivable number.

you know there are like a million rules listed on urban dictionary?
rule 909234 man, rule 909234

by follow the rulez! August 25, 2011