12 month rule

The 12 month rule is when parents have to stop saying how many months old their baby is after they reach 1 year old. Some parents say their baby is 34 months old. They make you do extra math when they could easily say 2 years and 10 months old.

Woman 1: "Aww how old is he?"

Woman 2: "26 months old"

Woman 1: "Don't say 26 months old it breaking the 12 month rule."

by ImmediateAce September 17, 2013

Rule 126-x

Any female of no relation (except in Alabama) who walks in on a male masturbating must finish him off.

Female: Oh my God! I'm sorry! Ummm... Uh....

Male: Rule 126-x

Female: It will be done.

by ElPresidente126 January 19, 2010

Rule 124092

If you ever come up with a random rule number, it has already been taken.

OK, this is Rule 124092. I'm sure no one has thought up one yet.

by spankyhamsandwich December 11, 2009

rule 122

if someone hates on waluigi, you may slap them.

guy: i hate waluigi
girl: *smack*
guy: what the fuck?!
girl: rule 122

by Bunneo May 19, 2018

Rule 127

If something is invincible it cannot be killed. So, if you killed something invincible it was not invincible. Therefore it was NEVER invincible.

Random Man: Kill the invincible dragon.

Me: Rule 127..

Random Man: Oh... Right...

by UpgradedGir November 25, 2011

rule 121

Rule 121: If it's a chat site, people will fuck on it.
Rule 121a: If it's a chat site and people haven't fucked on it, they will, no exceptions.

Hey dude, I just went on Chatango and it was nothing but people cybering.
Dude, rule 121.

by The Internet Rule Legislators September 26, 2018

Rule 129

If something exists, there is are at least three cryptocurrencies for it.

PotCoin, WeedCoin and Paragon all satisfy Rule 129 for marijuana.

LBRY Credits, Theta Tokens, and SNGLS all meet Rule 129 for content publishing.

PinkCoin, SpankChain and SexCoin all validate Rule 129 for sex workers.

by TheBrazenGeek January 2, 2018