When you duct tape your phone to your penis and set it on vibrate and have a friend or loved one call until you reach orgasim
by derpslayer88 March 27, 2015
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Several Paul Rudd Quotes...
(The 40 Year Old Virgin) Yeah... she's adorable... fuckin' bitch.
(Anchorman) 60% of the time it works.... every time.
(Role Models) I bet if I suggested a game of Quidditch he'd cum in his pants.
(The 40 Year Old Virgin) Yeah... she's adorable... fuckin' bitch.
(Anchorman) 60% of the time it works.... every time.
(Role Models) I bet if I suggested a game of Quidditch he'd cum in his pants.
by ford22 August 27, 2009
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Having someone complete the act of masturbation by pulling up and down on the forearm, while the female inserts fingers into her vagina
Having someone complete the act of masturbation by pulling up and down on the forearm, while the female inserts fingers into her vagina
Krista didn't want to be known as a lesbian, so instead of actually masturbating Wendy, she gave her a french rudder instead
by Double JJ Jimbo Jones January 20, 2009
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It was an awkward moment indeed, walking in on that chap giving his mate a Roman Rudder. His fist smelled something awful.
by Pookaloo September 22, 2010
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by BlacKSye June 14, 2010
Get the dirty rudder mug.Ruud Van Nistlerooy is one of the greatest natural goalscorers of all time. What he lacks in pace he makes up with his accuracy and positioning, and for every stunning goal he doesn't score there are about five close range toe pokes or on a penny turns and deadly finishes he does. Famed for never scoring a competative goal for manchester united outside of the box, the old trafford masses still chant a war like 'Ruud...Ruud' anytime he aproaches. Quantity over quality any day, Ruud Van Nistelrooy and his miraculous talent for putting the ball into the back of the net is fast becoming fable.
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