Rubber Ducky

Getting a handjob in the shower.

She gave me a rubber ducky last night.

by lee1morgan January 6, 2013

Rubber Ducky

The act of shit rubbing up against a girls face in a hot tub and her mistaking it for a rubber ducky floating around.

While having sex with a girl in a hot tub, doggy-style, you slowly let out an incredibly long shit. The current from the hot tub carries the "Rubber Ducky" over to her and starts poking her in the face.

by Drusalt March 31, 2009

rubber ducky

a floating used condom in a bath (either post coital or post jack-off)

i'm not bathing with you untill the rubber ducky is removed from the tub!!!

by DS January 28, 2004

Rubber Ducky

When a male takes a hold of his testicles and penis and pulls them out together, making the figure of a rubber ducky.

Yo, is that a rubber ducky on your crotch, man?

by okonkwo91 January 24, 2010

Rubber ducky

sex acts in a small floating contraption

can be a boat or pool raft

sex on the water

got head on the river the other day...

So you got a rubber ducky

is that what it's called?

by SoapySardines aka Dorian October 6, 2018

rubber ducky

something that Ernie from Sesame Street likes to shove up his ass in the bathtub

Bert! I can't take a shit because my rubber ducky is stuck in my ass!

by bojzzle June 25, 2004

rubber ducky

It's when you're fucking a girl with a condom on, and you're so drunk that you don't know if you're going to piss, or cum. You pull out, roll the condom down to the tip of your dick, and fill it with whatever fluid comes out. Then you take the condom, and slap the bitch accross the face with it. Right as it whips accross her face, when it is far to late for her to evade the swinging specimen, you yell "DUCK!"

"Dude, I'm so wasted, but this girl want's to hook up with me"
"So, she's hot, fuck her"
"I'm too drunk man"
"Just do the rubber ducky, she looks like a VD slut anyhow"

by DaBritishRCuming April 1, 2004