Brown rub down

The act of smearing poop on someone or something.

Shut up woman before I give yo the brown rub down

by Tree aka travis May 17, 2023

Sahara rub down

The Sahara rub down is a dry hand job. Every man can relate

A hand job with no lubrication

I was hoping for a blow job but got a Sahara rub down instead, there will be no second date.

by jpen February 1, 2016

slap it up, rub it down

A type of masturbation involving a gentle slapping to stiffen the penis, followed by stroking up and down the shaft of the penis to the point of ejaculation.

When Willie is a little slow to wake up one thing you can do is slap it up, rub it down.

by Popo4242 August 4, 2017

smack it up, flip it, rub it down

1) A presumably advanced sexual technique refined by latter-day philosophers Bell Biv DeVoe (q.v.).

2) Also used as a taunt during competitions after a display of significant success.

1) "Move to the Jacuzzi, ooo, that booty
Smack it up, flip it, rub it down, oh no!"
~Bell Biv DeVoe

2) Player One: "I can't believe you just ran that 83 yards for a TD! WTF!?"
Player Two spikes ball: "Smack it up, flip it, rub it down, OH NO!"

by RotSman April 20, 2008