texas rub n tub

A lubed up arm pit. That you stick you penis in and rub n tub.

Him: Can you give me a texas rub n tub Mami?
Me: Sure thing Daddy, let me just lube my pit up real quick!

by Penny-B October 23, 2017

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tub and rub

When you go to the movie theater and order a tub of popcorn. Afterwhich you cut a hole in the bottom and allow your date to reach inside.

"I would like a large tub of popcorn with extra butter and no salt. I'm getting a tub and rub tonight."

by robzilla85 November 22, 2013

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Tub and rub

A sexual term for drowning someone during intercourse

A tub and rub will change your day

by Acingangels December 3, 2019

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Excessively masturbating until the upcoming event of a raw and bleeding penis. RubTub; being the fun part of the event, and Machuggin; the perseverance to get to that point. This is the step Men achieve past Extreme levels of masturbating to reach a common and difficult nut.

Scientists say that RubTub Machuggin' is extremely unhealthy for anyone to accomplish. Studies show that too much RubTub Machuggin' can lead to a leathery foreskin.

We do not insist on anyone subjecting to RubTub Machiggin'; perform this only if you are an experienced RubTub Machuggin' licensed Machugger.

"Oh my God! Your foreskin feels like leather!" - Jane
"Yeah, I used to be really heavy into RubTub Machuggin'."-John

by JugsNRugs April 3, 2011

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