Roof Camping

Roof Camping is a term used to describe pussies in games such as Rust, where highly geared players far into the game sit on top of their base shooting people enlarging their ego for the 1 out of every 50 bullets they hit.

Jeff: *sits on the roof shooting at nakeds*
Steve: Jeff is such a Roof Camping Bitch

by GourmetCookies December 24, 2020

Roof Brooms

A game played in an apartment consisting of hitting the ceiling with broom handles, usually played with six to ten players. The object of the game is to irritate the upstairs neighbor, often as revenge for noisy behavior such as stomping. Typically, roof brooms involves drinking beer, talking, and hammering on the ceiling for hours. Players may arrange themselves in shifts to ensure continual striking upon the ceiling.

Marc: "what's up tonight?"
Jim: "we're playing Roof Brooms at my flat tonight."

by MFn Connery May 5, 2013

roof pig

Noun. Metaphoric phrase most commonly used to describe a highly unusual or unforeseen event or occurrence. Can be extended to describe people who are not as they first appear, or when a person acts out of character.

Originally derived from a quotation in '90s cartoon television show "The Tick" in which the eponymous hero, upon seeing a pig on a rooftop, exclaims "Roof Pig! Most unexpected!".

Wow! Saints won the Superbowl? That's one heck of a roof pig!

She was acting so strangely the other night - a total roof pig.

by FightingTorque May 12, 2010

roof cat

Another derogatory term for an African American male that sits on a roof while eating a pizza.

Don't throw that pizza up there, those damn roof cats will eat it.

by Papamitch04 May 16, 2015

tear the roof off

dominate, take control of a situation.

I tore the roof off the sucka!

by Royale with Cheeze May 3, 2003

Roof Unicorn

A roof unicorn refers to a man with a shovel in his pants (giant penis).

Example 1:

We were in the locker room getting dressed and I saw Marquavius’s nine inch penis, and that was soft! He’s a total roof unicorn!

Example 2:

Guy: What’s she doing with a guy like that?! He’s so ugly!
Guy 2: I heard he’s a total roof unicorn.

by RoofUnicorn69 November 5, 2020

slate off the roof

Rhyming slang for 'poof' (as in homosexual)

"Psst! I hear Jason the rugby captain has a boyfriend. I'd never have guessed he was a slate off the roof!"

"Am I heck as like wearing that flowery- concoction- thinly disguised- as -aftershave on my night out with the boys. Do you want them to think I'm a slate off the roof??"

by Gunglebuns May 29, 2009