rocky mountain bow tie

a safe-sex practice in which a condom is worn with an additional condom pulled over each testicle, with the two loose ends of the testicle condoms tied over top of the penis in a bow.

Used originally by Canadian males as an extra precaution against skin-to-skin contact STI when engaging in sexual relations with the promiscuous women of Canada's Rocky Mountain ski resorts.

ski-bum 1: Bro where did you end up last night?

ski-bum 2: I hooked up with some Australian skank, I was wasted.

ski-bum 1: Oh man, hope you rocky mountain bow tied that shit!

by aleksu November 26, 2010

OMG ronny

Instead of saying Oh my gosh/Oh my God. You can say oh my Gawd ronny to expand upon your point of suprise or unhappiness. Commonly used with a sort of Boston accent on the God.

Friend: hey man, I just got us tickets to A concert!
Me: Omg ronny! I’m so excited! I can’t wait to go!

by Nichan December 18, 2018

A$AP Rocky

A famous rapper that looks like an African prince!

"Damn did you see A$AP Rocky last night?"

"Ya bro that NI🅱️🅱️A was looking sexy asf(no homo)"

by JIDtheKID February 6, 2019

Rocky Randall

Nandos but as ice cream

"Hey did you get the new Rocky Randall flavor"
"It taste like dick"

by Rocky Randall April 9, 2021

rocky taint

Any guy who has ingrown hairs (Rocks) sprouting up in his taint

Billy Case bent over and I saw not only his Double Brown Banana Slices, but I also noticed he had a little bit of a rocky taint as well.

by mcmorriswithcheese January 12, 2008

rinky-dink

Worthless, badly made, cheap, non-functioning crap, broke down, shitty, the opposite of bling

That rinky-dink car my ex left me ain't worth crap.

by mruptownman October 10, 2010

Rocky Mountain Barking Spiders

A "something" on which to blame farts.
Rather than accept blame for farting(noisily), one exclaims that they had witnessed a creature in close proximity by invoking it's name and looking behind.

Interchangeable with local fauna.

FFRRRTTTTT...
"OH! Darn Rocky Mountain Barking Spiders sneaking up on me again."

by Psykram May 12, 2010