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roflstomp

When playing a video game, the act of defeating another player so bad, it's down right humiliating. You have no other choice than to rofl at the fact that you stomped his ass.
Dude, did you see that rogue try to gank me while I was eating my sandwich? I trinketed that shit and 2 hit him. Bitch got roflstomped.
by Yeg117 July 11, 2009
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eggo rofls

1. delicious batter based toaster giggles. great with maple syrup or jelly or jam.

2. what you say when you see a lol cat.

3. what you say when you see a funny lol cat.
"Hey gentleman! What is the crap with this? EGGO ROFLS!"

"LOLZZZZ EGGO ROFLS MY FRIENDSTER!"

"I laugh here to my eggo rofls."

"bummmer ! eggo rofls are frozen!"
by Dabbo May 18, 2008
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blowing rails

The best day of my life? Hmm I'd have to say it was New Years Eve 1986 when I was blowing rails with Rick James.
by krusty weiner May 16, 2010
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Roil

(Verb -regular) To really oil a stubborn beard until it's soft.
A: Ow you've got read marks on your neck.
B: Yeah my new bf has a really scratchy beard.
A: Yeah you need to get him to roil that.

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A: Wow that's soft.
B: Yeah I roiled it this morning.
by @onlydavidbrowm April 8, 2017
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gunny rolls

Rolled sleeves of a Marine's cammie blouse that have been rolled very poorly and show that the Marine does not care how people see him in uniform. (could also be caused by waking up late for duty and having to roll your sleeves in just a few minuets.)
That Marine has disgusting gunny rolls, he must have woken up late today.

Look at his gunny rolls, he's such a shitbag
by DevilDogPOG October 24, 2011
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dick rails

Another name for snake bite piercings. The rings on either side of the bottom lip serve as rails to guide a dick right into your mouth.
Guy: "Hey guys, look at my snake bites!! I'm such a hard ass!!"

Friend: "You mean look at your dick rails. You're such a fag, I bet you can suck a mean dick with those things!!"

Everyone around the conversation: "Hahahahah!!!"
by ronious October 13, 2009
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How Roisin Murphy is that?

Irish slang penned my comedian Dermot Whelan meaning "how cool is that?" in a sarcastic way!!
Girl: Look at this new top i bought
Guy (who couldn't care less): How Roisin Murphy is that?
by happygolucky91 January 20, 2011
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