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john told me a joke and i started to ROFLSHISM
by funnyguy9498 December 28, 2011
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Rolling on the floor so hard i lost my taco and my sombrero fell off.
<friend>
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?

Doctor: Not really. It will just seem longer.

<me>

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by Fossekall October 6, 2011
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Jane tweets: picture of large cookie she bake for a friend Laura

Mary a friend of Jane and Laura tweets: @ Jane you need something else in the picture for perspective :) that could be a really tiny plate or a huge cookie

Jane tweets: @ Mary it's a huge cookie on a 6" plate (with picture of cookie and a ruler)

Laura Finally tweets: @ Jane @ Laura COOKIE....nom nom nom!!!

Mary tweets back: @ Jane @ Laura ROFLSHIPMP

Jane tweets: EWW, hope you have a change of clothes!
by harleygurl72 December 12, 2010
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some bro:
*funny joke*

other bro:
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by a lax bro December 31, 2010
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Rolling On the Floor Laughing Sucking Hella Inches of White Male Penis
“roflshiwmp i’m so sigmund i can’t clock thag gag right now
by roflshiwmp November 5, 2025
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