rod stewart

old ass, should have retired years ago singer who sounds like a cat that someone has set fire to.

Did I step on the cat?

No, Rod Stewart just came on TV.

by Dr. Chathy April 21, 2005

The Rod Stewart

When a man shaves his pubic hair into a landing strip and dies it orange/blonde. He also has to have his penis pierced with a diamond stud. The man then takes a microphone and removes everything from it except the outer shell. He then proceeds to stick his penis through the microphone shell. He then advances to the local bar and has women sing karaoke out of his microphone.

I thought The Rod Stewart was just wet from me spitting while singing into it until it spit back at me.

by The Clam Dunk July 13, 2015

rod stewart

A total weenis.

Man, Rod Stewart is so fucking old he crapped his pants on fucking stage and didn't seem to notice.

by Panocha007 June 8, 2003

rod stewart

An old twat who'd rather play with his model trainset than fuck supermodels.

"Rod Stewart is a massive wanker"

by Cuntbung October 29, 2003

rod stewart

rod stewart

Old as shit, gay ass scottish singer waaaaaaaay past his prime.


Source: Joe Mama, Oct 18, 2003

And yet still better than gnr or iron maiden or motley crue or any such homo-erotic wankage!

The Jeff Beck Group....

by TRUTH December 13, 2004

Rod Stewart

All of his songs sound the same

What song is this?


It's a Rod Stewart song called...uh...oh hell, they're all the same anyway

by Dillon Farnum March 19, 2005

rod stewart

A slang name for a womans pussy,
named after a scotish singer.

Show us your Rod Stewert

by Buzzy August 1, 2003