ricktard

One who is exceedingly lame and most often too lame to be called stupid.

"Wow, he said that? What a ricktard."

"Guys stink; they're all a bunch of ricktards."

by Sarah Maree April 12, 2006

rooktard

an especially stupid or inexperienced rookie.
used most commonly in the computer gaming world.
especially in online tournaments where newcomers are looked down upon for their inexperience or stupidity

"aw god they pwned us again! man why's that rooktard on our team?"

by thefrankenator September 7, 2007

rockhard gay sex

When both parties are hard as fuck, and want to mate with each other. They have intercourse very roughly, and they aggressively moan whilst stuffing each other with their rockhard dripping pps .

majahatis： wanna have some rockhard gay sex
ishkan: sur

by Paul "Gypsy" Miller November 15, 2021

rucktard

someone who displays all possible signs of being upgraded to a "fucktard" at any given moment.

"Check out this rucktard. He keeps trying to use his credit card at the Redbox eventhough it's been declined FOUR times."

by Liquidmidget10 October 20, 2010

rockhardmanpig

(Noun)

A particularly randy homosexual; a kinky filth-monger with a taste for man-on-man action

"My gay brother is such a sweet and delicate fellow, but he doesn't get excited by just plain vanilla sex.

He needs a rockhardmanpig to get him off..."

by Matt P July 4, 2005

rockward

(rok-werd): adjective - when your penis achieves erection due to an awkward situation.

1. Damn those two queers rubbin' up on each other just got me rockward.

2. The other day I was watching my buddies grandma put on socks and I got rockward.

by JohnnyBanger June 27, 2010

Ricktarded

Any instance where you do something completely retarded or resembling a red headed step child in desperate need of an unrelenting beating. When someone does something so inexplicably ridiculous you want to throat punch a baby.

Wow, I can't get over the fact that he actually attemted that! Absolutly ricktarded. Only a ricktard would try to pull off something so rickdiculous! I'm astounded by your ricktardedness!!!! Get in your bed you flacid peice of shit!

by Brentlyexperience November 22, 2011