Danielle Rios-Roberts

A giraffe that lives in Puerto Rico. The girafee eats top bananas. The girafee migrates to America and is a immigrant.

Did you see that Danielle Rios-Roberts she was eating?

by cakidlol July 7, 2011

Don't Roberts Me, Chief!

An expression used in response to someone who accidentally or purposely trips you up at the worst possible time. Usually occurs during moments of intense concentration or during a special moment. Based on the President Obama Inaugural Oath when Chief Justice John Roberts incorrectly stated the words “that I will execute the Office of President to the United States faithfully”; thereby causing President Obama to pause and disrupting Obama's special moment. Similar usage to don't tase me bro

Chief Justice John Roberts: ...that I will execute the Office of President to the United States faithfully

President Obama: Don't Roberts Me, Chief!

by DarkFloyd724 January 27, 2009

Doing a Roberts

Wandering aimlessly around the office, avoiding work and occasionally pretending to make a 'very important' phonecall

"Where is he? This report was supposed to be finished an hour ago!"
"He's was here a second ago - He must be doing a roberts"

by chichesterfield October 5, 2007

"Dread Pirate Roberts" Syndrome

The everyday act of telling someone you can only have sex with them this one time only to come back the following day for more sex. Taken from the great movie "The Princess Bride" in which the Dread Pirate Roberts tells Westley (Cary Elwes) that he'll most likely kill him in the morning only to spare him every time.

Dude 1: Danielle said she wanted to have sex with me but she could only do it this one time. Then she came back this morning and we did it again.

Dude 2: Sounds like she's got a bit of the old "Dread Pirate Roberts" Syndrome

by exptruth09 May 1, 2011

Dave Roberts

The man who stole the biggest base in baseball history (for the Red Sox) vs the Yankees in the 2004 ALCS, which started the greatest comeback/biggest choke (down 0-3) in sports history.

(Props to Kevin Millar as well for drawing The Walk that allowed Roberts to pinch run and therefore steal the base.)

Dave Roberts is the man who is responsible for The Steal.

by nyys November 8, 2008

Hanging Dr. Roberts

A very, very drunk man.

Watch out, this bloke is Hanging Dr. Roberts and here comes his mate Mickey Mauled.

by Jimmybay May 31, 2003

dirty chief justice roberts

eat a bowl of vanilla ice cream with lukewarm tap water and then have missionary sex with your wife of 20 years

giver a dirty chief justice roberts

by claireisadumbbitch April 22, 2019