robgasm

it happens when you look at an extremely hot picture of robert pattinson.

or you watch him on TV.

or you by some chance come into close proximity with him.

Interviewer: So, Rob, how's the weather?

Rob: I err, ehh, I dunno...I guess it's...er...uhh *smiles and runs hand through hair*

Fangirls: *robgasm*

by saaaaarah?!?!? August 28, 2008

Robgster

Once a well known f-cosmic user, now a staff member. Plays in the faction EvoCommand. Stays up all night to talk to ypperin and once got hit by a bus

robgster got banned again for using f-cosmic

by Shawn Brewer September 14, 2019

@RobGames6789

A random guy who uses outdated software

Go follow @RobGames6789

by RobGames6789 May 13, 2024

RobGMN

A know it all that will argue how great he is at blowing men just because you said he's terrible at it.

A secretary that prosecutes fraudsters.

Someone who fantasizes about grown men tweaking in a thunderstorm.

A person that can never admit they're wrong no matter the evidence presented.

RobGMN lives in his mom's basement

by Jj999 July 30, 2025

Mack’s Robgers

A bitch who finally receives his goddamn card game in the mail and still complains about it. What a mofo

Man, I wanted to get you a nice present but you gotta be such a Mack’s Robgers about it

by Jawnnyshide March 14, 2021

Angry Rob G

An angry Rob G is a heinous sex act where the male sticks his skinny ankle into another man's butthole and uses his toes to give the other man prostate massage

I was at work yesterday when Jerry told me he’d love to give me an angry Rob G before I go home. I just finished my lunch so I told him no.

by Btm8317 February 13, 2026