Restaurant Recon

Pulling into a restaurant parking lot, and sending a passenger into the restaurant to find out the wait time for a table while the driver sits in the car.

Driver: Do some restaurant recon to see if they can seat us tonight.
*TWO MINUTES LATER*
Recon Agent: An hour wait, let's get out of here.

by thebetterfriend2 September 11, 2010

Restaurant Theory

An across-the-room connection with a girl or guy, where you know you'll likely never encounter them again. You want to talk or flirt with them but you don't, it just stays a subtle connection. Unless it's all in your head

Bro I just had this restaurant theory with a chick who looked like the dragon queen from game of thrones!

Man that ugly girl was just eye-fucking the shit out of me, she probably thought we were having the old restaurant theory. God bless her!

by Shortest shorts September 23, 2015

downtown sushi restaurant

A woman's vagina. Usually used when referring to cunnilingus.

I ate at her downtown sushi restaurant last night. Then we banged.

by G May 16, 2004

cow and pickle restaurant

The Cow and Pickle Restaurant was found on November 11th, 2008. The restaurant was based on a fast food theme and had a low cost motto.

Great food, fast service, and for some reason, they have a picture of a giant pickle and a cow painted on their wall.

'The Cow and Pickle Restaurant! Now you can eat AND pay rent!'

by thirtysecondthnote June 19, 2009

Restaurant

A place where you work after you have given up on your dreams. The restaurant industry, second only to organized crime, is responsible for the most ruined lives of any profession. Your role in a restaurant largely determines your quality of life. For instance, the average hostess or busboy will be less depressed than the average waiter or manager. And the average cook has killed 7 people in his life. If you think that any restaurant is sanitary, even the most fine dining establishments, you are dumber than the felon cooks who finger your food with cocaine and germ-covered hands. Moving up in a restaurant means moving down in life, so if one ever finds themselves working in a restaurant, they should use their tips to buy a handgun, and shoot themselves right in front of a table that just began eating.

Zach: I do research at the local university, what do you do?

Nick: I am a server at a restaurant.

Zach: Oh...I'm sorry

by Joeyrogue11 October 8, 2009

Restaurantour

A vacation or trip of which the primary purpose is to enjoy a destination's culinary offerings.

Steve and Linda have already made reservations at Per Se, Jean Georges, Le Bernardin and Daniel for their upcoming restaurantour of New York City.

by EEKatLarge February 13, 2009

Fast Food Restaurant

Any restaurant where you can see mexicans cooking on a grill right behind the cash register, and fat people purchasing incredibly unhealthy food, but getting diet soda because they are in fact on a "diet"

I went to a fast food restaurant and saw the mexican on the grill scratch his balls and then touch my fries

by Dunski23 April 11, 2009